My furs got stolen…again. I got tricked this time.
I was minding my own business. Mom gave Macy and me rawhide bones. I’ve never had a bone before!
Mine was cheese flavored and Macy’s was plain – Mom gave me first pick!
It was all a set-up!
After half an hour, Macy was all done with her bone and I was JUST getting mine to be chewy on the little corner piece (gimme a break, I’m small!). That’s when it happened. I was wrangled and thrown into the bathroom.
Shaved to the skin.
To make matters worse – come bath time, Mom let Macy watch! She saw me in ALL of my nakedness!!!
To make matters even worse than that – she was licking me the whole time!!! Ummm, hello??? Mom??? What did I ever do to deserve this?!
Then, to make matters the WORSTEST – when Mom took me out of the bath tub and wrapped me in the towel, Macy started chewing my leg through the towel!!!
All my beautiful fur – gone. Along with my pride.
It was all very awful and I’d just like to forget it ever happened.
Franklin seems to be getting better…slowly. She is attempting to stand even though she’s not strong enough just yet. Every night Mom has been drawing her a warm bath and then they cuddle….yeah, she cuddles with her instead of me.
Mom tried explaining herself by saying that cuddles always make everyone feel better. I hate to admit it but she must be right because Franklin is improving.
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I almost forgot to tell you the super bad thing Macy did this morning. Mom was going into the kitchen to put Macy’s kibble in her bowl and Macy was walking right by her side. Mom got to the counter and Macy jumped RIGHT ON THE COUNTER!!!! All 4 paws were up there! Mom said words I’m not allowed to type or even think in my head. Now she and Dad are REALLY scared to ever let Macy out without a leash. Our fence is only 4 feet and Macy can easily clear that. Too bad she’s not a pure breed because she’d probably do really well in agility contests (if she ever decided to listen, of course).
Anywho, Macy was bad and Mom just put her in her crate for a timeout. That means I need to get off of here and go steal the limelight for a bit…remind Mom who the best dog in the world is 😉
Stay tuned for a contest announcement coming later this evening!