Whew! I have had THE busiest day of my entire life. I’ll have you know, I’m so tired that I am dictating this post to my Mom for her to type tonight because I can’t even move a muscle. I’m actually talking through my teeth because I can’t muster the energy to open my mouth.
I woke up early this morning. Guess what Mom had for me? A new harness!!!
She put it on and let me get used to it a little bit. Before I knew it, we were off!
1st stop: Rural King – Farm Supply Store
I went IN to the store!!! I sat in a CART! I browsed the aisles. I saw baby bunnies, ducks and chicks. I got a HUGE bag of treats that are for my training sessions.
When we were done and back in the car, I THOUGHT we were on our way home. WRONG!
2nd stop: Petsmart – Where a dog can be a dog!
We didn’t go right to the toys this time. No. We walked in and immediately turned right into the grooming part. I’d been there before. The very first day I met my Mom and the very last day I lived on the street. She took me there to get cleaned up.
I was bamboozled! I got my nails cut! They didn’t even give me a spritz of smell good stuff OR a bandanna. I demand a refund!
LUCKILY, I got to walk around and explore before we left. Thank goodness I did because I got myself a new bed!
So we get into the car and we MUST be going home now, right? WRONG!
I’m really getting tired ya know!
3rd stop: Vet’s office
Mom had to get my Trifexis. I’m late getting it and I got bit by a flea! Can you even believe it?! I’m all bumpy and red now.
15 minutes later. We were off again. Now, it’s time to go home….right? WRONG!
4th stop: Redbox – $1.60/night movie rental kiosks
Mom had to get the final Hobbit DVD that just came out
5th stop: Garage sale?
C’mon, Dad! Seriously?
FINALLY we got home after 87 hours. I was EXHAUSTED.
Good thing I took that nap because the craziness was just beginning.
Last weekend, when Mom and Dad took me to Petsmart to look at some of the rescue dogs, Dad fell in love with a pit puppy. Little did I know that Mom arranged for the rescue to bring 2 puppies by today.
This is Maddie – the dog Dad fell in love with. They only know that her mom is pure pit.
This is Liv, Maddie’s best friend. She’s pure pit.
Mom and Dad didn’t even tell me there were puppies here. I was inside the house and they were outside.
Finally, Dad let me out and I was saying hi to the nice ladies that own the rescue. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, I was attacked by a brown blur. WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!??
I finally got my bearings, growled and barked a little, when all of a sudden a gray blur came flying at my face. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!!?!?!?
At first, I was very indifferent. Eventually, I started to play a little bit.
2 hours later, everyone left, I ate dinner, and then I was done for.
Dad’s trying to convince Mom that we need BOTH Liv and Maddie. Mom isn’t sure we need either one so we certainly don’t need both. She thinks they’re very cute but all puppies are cute.
I know the truth though. Mom’s not ready.
I would be fine with another dog but I can’t say I hate all of the attention I’m getting with it being just me.
Whatever is meant to be will be.
I hope you all enjoyed reading about my day. I have to go now because I can’t even keep my eyes open.
Before I sign off, though, I leave you with this….
The mandatory adventure blooper picture 🙂