Mom has this cool app thingy on her phone called Timehop. It goes through all of her old pictures in her phone and on her Facebook account to find things from this date in past years. Today’s Timehop showed me sick as a…dog. *groan*
Worst day ever.
On this day 2 years ago, I thought it would be a good idea to eat 50 (yes, 50!) duck eggs. Most of which were rotten. I was barfing EVERYWHERE! It was NOT a good time. Mom laid next to me on that tile floor in front of the washing machine for hours. She was so scared. I could hardly move.
I didn’t really learn my lesson, though. Duck eggs…well…all eggs….are delightful! I also like to eat the duck food and duck poop. Mom says I’m super disgusting. She just doesn’t know what she’s missing. I just make sure I don’t overdo it because I don’t ever want to feel like that again!
The Adventures of Noodle 
That’s pretty disgusting Noodle, although (don’t tell anybody) I have eaten rabbit currents, and goose poop is tempting, but I’ve eaten my own poop on occasion. It’s really not that bad. I guess people just have far too many hang-ups but then…. they live longer than us. Hmmmmmmm!
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Oh no! Well, looks like you’ve come a long way a year later! 🙂
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Yeah, take my advice…don’t try thay at home!
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I love to eat kitteh bon bons and rabbit poo. Yippeee!
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Mom had to put the litter box in the bath tub so we wouldn’t eat from it *snicker*
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Yeh ………. rabbit poop is pretty good isn’t it! It’s nice to know that I am normal. Nice meeting you Scottie……. do you bark with a strange abrasive accent?.
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Aye….that I do…and you know what they say, “If it ain’t Scottish, it’s crap!”
Tee Hee! Nice to meet you toooOOooo RroOOOO!
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Hey Scottie – didn’t some bunch of people build a wall right across England to keep you guys back? How did your descendants escape?
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It was a crap wall.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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