Mom has this cool app thingy on her phone called Timehop. It goes through all of her old pictures in her phone and on her Facebook account to find things from this date in past years. Today’s Timehop showed me sick as a…dog. *groan*

Worst day ever.

       Worst day ever.

On this day 2 years ago, I thought it would be a good idea to eat 50 (yes, 50!) duck eggs. Most of which were rotten. I was barfing EVERYWHERE! It was NOT a good time. Mom laid next to me on that tile floor in front of the washing machine for hours. She was so scared. I could hardly move.

I didn’t really learn my lesson, though. Duck eggs…well…all eggs….are delightful! I also like to eat the duck food and duck poop. Mom says I’m super disgusting. She just doesn’t know what she’s missing. I just make sure I don’t overdo it because I don’t ever want to feel like that again!

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About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

10 responses »

  1. colinandray says:

    That’s pretty disgusting Noodle, although (don’t tell anybody) I have eaten rabbit currents, and goose poop is tempting, but I’ve eaten my own poop on occasion. It’s really not that bad. I guess people just have far too many hang-ups but then…. they live longer than us. Hmmmmmmm!

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  2. wagsahoy says:

    Oh no! Well, looks like you’ve come a long way a year later! 🙂

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  3. I love to eat kitteh bon bons and rabbit poo. Yippeee!

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