Last night, Mom, Dad and I were watching TV. Mom kept getting a whiff of stinky litter box which was strange because the litter box was clean and is on the other end of the house, in the bathroom. She looked under the throw pillow, on the floor, on the end table….nothing. Jamison had just been kneading her blanket so she thought maybe he tracked the stink on his paws.

About an hour later, Mom went to close the blinds and she saw something on top of the “Dad’s” couch.

“What in the….?!?!?!?”

The cat pooped on top of the couch! HE POOPED….ON THE COUCH!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Since it was just a little bit, Mom thinks he had an accident and it “fell out”. ROFL!

So much for staying classy….

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About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

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  1. EWWWWW…. Jamison you are on the hot seat now, huh? butt it’s not the couch hahahaha

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  2. Noodle, I don’t even know what to say about this. Well, maybe I do, since I am seldom at a loss for words. In fact, 2 things:
    1. Did you grab the opportunity and eat it? (or is it not the same without litter attached?)
    2. Do you want to come live with me? No cats pooping in my house.
    ❀

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  3. gahlearner says:

    Woofwoofwoof: Maia laughs. This happens to Mikka sometimes. When he eats a mouse, he gets a very hardish poop, and sometimes it gets stuck and lost on the way. Maia usually finds it before I do…

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  4. Will and Eko says:

    Never a dull moment!

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  5. Uhoh…….in my house we call those “CLING-ONS” (like Star Trek only spelled differently?!)………..sometimes when we kitties poop something CLINGS on our floofy butts and drops off at an inconvenient time in an inconvenient location. Swell huh?

    Hugs, Sammy

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  6. I describe those as “clingers”… It happens, especially on fluffy kitties!

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  7. Mrs P says:

    WHAT !! poop lost in transit eeeewwwww !!!!!!!

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  8. Hahaha!! I’m with one spoiled cat above… Definitely a cling-on. You might have to revise your penchant for sprinkles in your car poop, Noodle… Look at cling-ons like meatballs in angel hair pasta! What more could a pup ask for?

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  9. hahaha I hate it when the poop just follows you around.

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  10. DezizWorld says:

    Hmmmmm Now yous didn’t do dat did you Noodle and blame da cat?. MOL

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

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  11. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! Er, I mean… How unfortunate. πŸ˜‰

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  12. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Now Noodles…. we all know that SOMETIMES…. a little POOP just HAPPENS…

    OMD the Mayo Jar is the one that HIT you on the HEAD??? Maybe we should change our words to STINKO da Mayo Jar…

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    • Listen guys…poop is inevitable. BUT random poop just FALLING out your butt?!?! I would be asking Mom and Dad to take me to the vet if that happened.

      YES! That is the very same mayo jar that turned me into Noodle Salad!

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  13. maggie0019 says:

    AAAARGH! Woof!

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  14. Cupcake says:

    Cats. Ugh. They’re such pigs. Wait. What?

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  15. Bella, Roxy & Macdui says:

    Hi Noodle. Good to meet you!
    Now, we have lots of cats in our neighbourhood and they tease us, so we’re not sure that was an ‘accident’. Cats are VERY sneaky!

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  16. corkscot says:

    dingleberry?

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  17. Nylabluesmum says:

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Thiss has happened to mee Noodle an LadyMum iss allways there with a wipe to ‘make sure’ all iss cleen πŸ˜‰
    At leest when mee did have sum trubble it was on thee bathroom floor not thee couch!
    Iss Jamieson reemorefull??? Mew mew mew….
    If you need a brake come on over here; mee purromisess to NOT poop on thee couch or chair!!!!
    ***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry xxx

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  18. […] Hehehehe – I’m funny! Mom realized after she got home that she should have gotten this tank top for Jamison because he IS trouble and, believe it or not, he likes wearing tank tops. He used to have one that said, “I’m on the list” but Mom can’t find it anywhere. Oh well…he’d probably just poop on it anyway (If you don’t understand that joke, see: Is that what I think it is?) […]

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  19. colinandray says:

    Told you noodle buddy! Cats are the most over-rated pets out there, and yet they have such a high opinion of themselves. Go figure! Woof! Ray.

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  20. Um, I just don’t think there are words for this. Naughty Jamison! Noodle, you’ll have to watch that guy like a hawk from now on.

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  21. It FELL out????????? Fair dinkum …. your Mom’s delusional if she believes that, aye??

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  22. EwwwWEE….yuck! I would have died with embarrassment Jamison. Shoko would have said, “Oops, sorry mom. I hissed and look what popped out?” We all handle boo boos differently.

    Kitty Kisses,

    Kali

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  23. […] you might recall Jamison’s incident from the other day. Mom did some research and one of the common causes that she came across for […]

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  24. […] there was the super gross thing he did that I posted […]

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