OMD! You will NOT believe what happened to me last night!!!
Mom was making her lunch for today and I was at my mandatory post by her feet in case of crumb droppage. She was putting the lid back on the mayonnaise jar when BAM! The jar knocked me right on my noggin (it was mostly empty…the jar, not my head)! After her immediate, “OMG! Noodle, are you okay?!” she burst into laughter. Why, you ask? A big ol’ dollop of mayonnaise dead-center of my head and a smear across my cheek!
She was GOING to take a picture but decided that getting that disgusting, stinky stuff off my head asap was more important. She literally shifted foot to foot debating on going for the camera or cleaning my precious fur. I couldn’t believe she had to think about it!
The laughs continued all night at my expense. You see, I kept sniffing the air trying to figure out where that delicious sub smell was coming from. I tried licking the couch, the coffee table, the kitchen cabinets, my leg, Mom’s face….all to no avail.
Mom told me the fur on my head was exceptionally shiny and healthy looking but that a bath was in order (this evening) because I stink. Hmph…
Macaroni Noodle Salad