Wondering who makes up my family? Well, I have a very diverse family!
Let me introduce them to you….
First are my 2 favoritest people in the whole world – Mom and Dad. Mom helps me write my blogs and Dad makes sure we do bad things to write about.
Next are my sisters – Macy and Molly:
Macy is the doofiest dumb dumb sister a guy like me could’ve possibly gotten stuck with. She came to us from the shelter on July 29, 2015 at 5 months old. We don’t know what breed she is but she’s extremely vocal and annoying.
Molly is my other sister that’s NOT annoying. She came to us from the shelter on October 17, 2015 at approximately 6 years old. From what we can tell, she had an abusive past. Now we are trying to teach her that love heals all!
Snooter Tooter is our gi-hugic pig. Dad found him wandering the street when he was a toddler pig. That was a few years ago. Now Snooter weighs about 300 lbs. Macy LOVES him and they give each other kisses.
Xander, Lennox, and Bo Peep are our adult Red Golden Pheasants. The males are the colorful ones. Bo Peep is the brown and black one. They Xander and Bo Peep have given us Marshmallow, Jelly, and Peppermint Pat (not pictured).
We also have two bunnies: Opal (left) and Crystal (right).
Then there’s the satanic twins that I would just love to eat – Paco and Conrad. We got them from a friend who thought they were boys. Turns out they’re girls. Now called Pockie and Connie. (Note: They live in a ginormous parrot cage – not the itty bitty thing pictured.)
We also have a turtle named Piney and an aquarium full of fish.
Finally, we have 4 chickens: Sparrow, Pearl, Penny, and Farrah.
The following family members are mentioned throughout my blog and are gone but not forgotten:
My angel sister Khia. She was my best friend! She was a 9 year old pit bull/bull mastiff mix. Without her, I would’ve been lost. We did EVERYTHING together, including getting into lots of trouble. Khia passed away unexpectedly on 4/17/15. She’ll always be my best friend/sister so she’s staying right here on this page.
Then we have my angel Cousin Mya. She was a 14 year old miniature long-haired dachshund. You might notice that it looks like her eyes were closed. Well, Mya actually didn’t have any eyes. She used to have eyes but she went blind and then developed something called glaucoma. She was in a lot of pain and the doctors said that since she already couldn’t see, her only option was double enucleation (removal of both eyes). Mya passed away unexpectedly on March 19, 2015. She is missed so very much.
My cat brother Jamison. The devil himself. Age: approximately 10 years old. This is the guy whose goal in life was to torture me every chance he got. Follow my blog and you will quickly understand. Jamison was found, like me. When Dad moved to Tampa to be near Mom, he had a different black cat named Ozzie. Ozzie moved in with Mom but ran away shortly after. They found Jamison while they were looking for Ozzie. Someone called saying they saw Ozzie. Really it was Jamison. He had been eating out of dumpsters. Mom squatted down to pet Jamison and he curled up in her lap and fell asleep.