…and it isn’t me!
My dumb sister – Macy – rolled in something super nasty (undetermined but either poop or a dead animal) and Mom had to give her an unplanned bath. During said bath, Mom almost barfinated because it smelled so bad in the very tiny bathroom.
Prior to her rolling on the stench of death, she knocked me over onto my back in the dirt. I just had a bath on Sunday. Mom was not amused but wanna know a secret? I was. BOL! I was able to re-dirtify without getting into trouble.
Before I head off, Molly wanted me to tell everyone she said hi. She’s still been very busy being head rat hunter/annhilator. Yeah, she’s catching them more often. Eww.
Uh oh. I gotta go. I’m in trouble now, too. Mom’s mad at me because I keep trying to show Molly that I really love her by, ummmm, giving her…”hugs”….on her rear.
Good night, friends!
The Adventures of Noodle 
Oh Noodle, please tell me you are NOT “hugging” Molly’s rear parts. Xena wanted to come visit you, and I’m glad I told her not now. OK, and I’m trying to not imagine the smell!
Pee S, I still love you. Mom #2
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But…but….I just. *sigh* Sometimes it just happens. For a whole day. On and off. Then it doesn’t happen again for a long time.
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Yes, I guess we all have those moments. Uh I don’t mean hugging dogs’ butts, er, gotta go.
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BOL!
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Hugs on the rear are not very manly, you know! Our mom knows that smell all too well. Andy eats his poo and sometimes it comes back up so ewwww! Give Molly a proper hug from us.
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I just can’t help myself sometimes! Ewwww Rudee used to eat poop. So gross. Barfinated poop sounds double bad. Molly isn’t letting me near her right now but when she does, I’ll make sure to give her a “proper hug”. *ear licks*
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Houses with multiple dogs are lots of fun
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There’s always something going on!
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Oh Noodle, your poor mom. Tell her I’m giving her lots of love. ~Cuddles to you all Mrs. Margret
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We just like to keep her on her toes Mrs. Margret!
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Barfinatin!! What a furabuluss werd Noodle mee Moodle!!! LadyMum said shee will keep that one handy. An re-dirtifyin iss pawsum! You mee-yow inn mee language mee furend. As fur Macy EEEWWWW what WAS shee finkin?????
An Noodle mee Moodle purrhapss (((hug))) Molly frum thee front ok? Mew mew mew…
**ear licksss** Siddhartha Henry Penry 🙂
Pee S: Yur tern to zoomie zoomie….mee iss IT!!!
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BOL! Who knows what Macy is thinking. I mean, she IS the weirdest dog in all of the world. Front hugs with Molly are scary. Her mouth is in the front! *ear licks* P.S. ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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Macy iss ususallee such a lady…rollin inn you-know iss so not ladylike!
Mew mew mew about Macy an her mouth…it iss sorta Ginormuss……in a nice slobbery way rite Noodle mee Moodle????
****zippy zoomie*****
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At least you wuzn’t da stinky one!
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True! Mom was way less mad at me.
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I understand you brother noodle… that are the bestest parts for a good sniff ;O)))
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Exactly!
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Uh oh, not the dreaded BAFFtime!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
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Mom has been bathing all of us constantly. Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!
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Noodle…you little scamp. 😆 Seems like it’s always a fun time around your house, huh?
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It’s never quiet, that’s for sure!
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“Barfinated” That is SO a word I’m using on the probies (they often puke at their first crime scene).
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BOL! Mom said she’d probably barfinate there too.
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Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Stay clean my friends. XOXO – Bacon
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BOL! Clean is no fun!
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OMD!!!! GURL!!!! Whatcha rollin’ in NOWS??!!! Man, you sure find the bestest stuffs to roll in! I never find such fragrant stuffs!!!! Ma wishes that I was more interested in the rat catchin’…..our hood is on the ‘rat superhighway’, and they likes usin’ our power lines and fences as their roads. I likes to chase, butts then I gets bored. I just find squirrels more interestin’ with their flappy tails and creepy hands. Anyhu, Ma said I should ask you for some tips on rat catchin’. she thinks I should be actually acting like a terrier. whatevers.
Hey, now what abouts Noodle huggin’ your hinnie??!!! I knows you’re irresistible, butts……(butts…BOL!!! I made a funny! sigh…)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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Hey Rubyyyyyy! OMD! That stuff I rolled in was the BEST! I’m not the rat hunter, Molly is. It was also Molly whose butt Noodle was hugging. BOL! OMD! I was cracking up. He’s so little and she’s so much bigger than him. BOL! Hey, why DO squirrels have such creepy hands???? Kisses! Macy
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