…and it isn’t me!

My dumb sister – Macy – rolled in something super nasty (undetermined but either poop or a dead animal) and Mom had to give her an unplanned bath. During said bath, Mom almost barfinated because it smelled so bad in the very tiny bathroom.

Prior to her rolling on the stench of death, she knocked me over onto my back in the dirt. I just had a bath on Sunday. Mom was not amused but wanna know a secret? I was. BOL! I was able to re-dirtify without getting into trouble.

Before I head off, Molly wanted me to tell everyone she said hi. She’s still been very busy being head rat hunter/annhilator. Yeah, she’s catching them more often. Eww.

Uh oh. I gotta go. I’m in trouble now, too. Mom’s mad at me because I keep trying to show Molly that I really love her by, ummmm, giving her…”hugs”….on her rear.

Good night, friends!


About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

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  1. Amy says:

    Oh Noodle, please tell me you are NOT “hugging” Molly’s rear parts. Xena wanted to come visit you, and I’m glad I told her not now. OK, and I’m trying to not imagine the smell!
    Pee S, I still love you. Mom #2

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  2. nordhuesn says:

    Hugs on the rear are not very manly, you know! Our mom knows that smell all too well. Andy eats his poo and sometimes it comes back up so ewwww! Give Molly a proper hug from us.

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    • I just can’t help myself sometimes! Ewwww Rudee used to eat poop. So gross. Barfinated poop sounds double bad. Molly isn’t letting me near her right now but when she does, I’ll make sure to give her a “proper hug”. *ear licks*


  3. corkscot says:

    Houses with multiple dogs are lots of fun

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  4. Three Pups and a Couple of Kitties says:

    Oh Noodle, your poor mom. Tell her I’m giving her lots of love. ~Cuddles to you all Mrs. Margret

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  5. NylabluesMum says:

    Barfinatin!! What a furabuluss werd Noodle mee Moodle!!! LadyMum said shee will keep that one handy. An re-dirtifyin iss pawsum! You mee-yow inn mee language mee furend. As fur Macy EEEWWWW what WAS shee finkin?????
    An Noodle mee Moodle purrhapss (((hug))) Molly frum thee front ok? Mew mew mew…
    **ear licksss** Siddhartha Henry Penry šŸ™‚
    Pee S: Yur tern to zoomie zoomie….mee iss IT!!!

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  6. At least you wuzn’t da stinky one!

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  7. I understand you brother noodle… that are the bestest parts for a good sniff ;O)))

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  8. Princess Leah says:

    Uh oh, not the dreaded BAFFtime!!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  9. Noodle…you little scamp. šŸ˜† Seems like it’s always a fun time around your house, huh?

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  10. LB Johnson says:

    “Barfinated” That is SO a word I’m using on the probies (they often puke at their first crime scene).

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  11. Piglove says:

    Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. Stay clean my friends. XOXO – Bacon

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  12. OMD!!!! GURL!!!! Whatcha rollin’ in NOWS??!!! Man, you sure find the bestest stuffs to roll in! I never find such fragrant stuffs!!!! Ma wishes that I was more interested in the rat catchin’…..our hood is on the ‘rat superhighway’, and they likes usin’ our power lines and fences as their roads. I likes to chase, butts then I gets bored. I just find squirrels more interestin’ with their flappy tails and creepy hands. Anyhu, Ma said I should ask you for some tips on rat catchin’. she thinks I should be actually acting like a terrier. whatevers.
    Hey, now what abouts Noodle huggin’ your hinnie??!!! I knows you’re irresistible, butts……(butts…BOL!!! I made a funny! sigh…)
    Ruby ā™„

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    • Hey Rubyyyyyy! OMD! That stuff I rolled in was the BEST! I’m not the rat hunter, Molly is. It was also Molly whose butt Noodle was hugging. BOL! OMD! I was cracking up. He’s so little and she’s so much bigger than him. BOL! Hey, why DO squirrels have such creepy hands???? Kisses! Macy


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