Good morning, friends!

You’ll have to excuse my anger but I’m just blown away. I am at a loss. I need to know who gave my Mom a license to cut my furs?

“What’s wrong,” you ask? I’ll tell you!

On Friday night, Mom “groomed” me (more like maimed me). I have been having a really bad allergy flare up and I have scabs all over my cute little body. As Mom “groomed” me with the clippers, some of my scabs pulled and started to bleed. Then, she forgot to clip my left ear and a piece of my mustache on the left. Now I’m lopsided! Just look:

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Look at all that fur underneath my left ear (your right)!!!

She also felt compelled to shave my feet. She claimed it was to keep fleas off. I’m pretty sure that was code for, “I want to torture you even more”.

But it didn’t stop there, friend. No…it got worse.

After my post-“grooming” (butchering) bath, she did the unthinkable. She cut my nails. Nail trimming is extremely traumatic for me. I cry and cry and cry. Because of this, Mom hadn’t been keeping up with my nail trims (YAY!). Well, my left dewclaw grows in a curl and it’s very hard to clip (YAY!). Except she clipped it that night. To prevent the curling, she clipped it shorter than normal and guess what happened? SHE CLIPPED THE QUICK! She got me, friends. I bled! She made me BLEED!

Let’s recap:

  • Bloodied scabs
  • Lopsided cut
  • Naked feet
  • Amputated toe Nail cut too short

Just what was she thinking?! What did I do to deserve it all?!

All I know is she’s been getting major stink eye from me.

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“I’m not pleased with you, Mom.”

As you can imagine, the whole ordeal was exhausting. So, I took her spot in bed.

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I’m not sure when/if I’ll forgive her for this one.

I hope none of you have to go through this. Well, I know Ruby already did once when her Mom tried to steal her entire ear. Good luck to the rest of you, though!

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About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

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  1. Sam get’s his torture treatment this week so we can go to the hospital Noodle, if it’s any consolation. Feel better soon and forgive your mum-she just wants you to be comfortable and happy for the long haul. ❤︎

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  2. our mom’s are related… i bet.minde did the mustache of my dad too today, she said wait a minute and disappeared …. and furgot that half-cut mustache thingy ;o)

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  3. Oh this is horrible! It’s all definitely reportable to the Humane Society Peeps – they will put you on their list of “pups that need to be rescued” I’m sure! Poor haircuts, bleeding nails, bleeding scabs……..well, it’s pure and simple abuse! Hopefully by now the trauma you suffered through is but a distant memory – let’s hope you get some major treats out of this horrid experience!

    Hugs, Teddy

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  4. Amy says:

    Poor baby. I know you hate hearing “It’s for your own good.” I have been reading up on probiotics that might help with your allergies and will share with your Mom when I am done torturing, er, grooming two yorkie dogs this morning. Love, Mom #2

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  5. OMD, you really were tortured! Did you need a transfusion from all the blood loss?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  6. dorysbackyard says:

    OMD..the horror!!! We think extra treats and snuggles may be in order…
    xoxo
    Arty & Jakey

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  7. Poor Noodle, I hope the your body, and your heart will heal soon. But you look very cute in the photo, so don’t worry, everybody loves you.
    Kosmo

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  8. Oh, Noodle-buddy. I am so sorry about all the traumatic humiliations you had to undergo at the hand of your (unlicensed) mom. I hope you got lots of treats and cuddles afterwards, to make up for it. I noticed my mom giving my paws the skunk eye this morning, so I’m pretty sure I’ll be getting a nail trim soon.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  9. corkscot says:

    It is not easy to cut squirmy dogs. Nails are the hardest. Thankfully, Sophie’s breeder removed her dewclaws at birth. It made life much easier. Suck it up old boy and stay still. It is what you have to do to be beautiful.

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  10. Three Pups and a Couple of Kitties says:

    Oh Noodle sweetheart, I’m sorry about all you went through. I’ll let you in on a secret I’m pretty sure that your mom is feeling almost as badly as you do. Maybe go easy on the stink eye,( after a couple more looks that is) ~ love and cuddles Mrs. Margret

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  11. nordhuesn says:

    Unfortunately we’ve all had at least one “Mom” haircut and they weren’t any better than yours! Why do they do that to us!!!!! I will say you do look pretty cute still.

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  12. Nylabluesmum says:

    Oh Buudha on a Breadstik what happened to you Noodle mee Moodle??? Mee finkas Lady Samantha meant well….butt shee sorta did mess you uppy a bit!! Mee iss glad mee not to bee ‘groomed’….now thee claw clippin iss another deal mee BFF!! LadyMum all most maimed mee once an mee nevurr letss her furget it….
    Now shee has to hold mee tite when shee doess mee clawss an shee must ask nicelee.
    Mee wunderss iff Lady Samantha iss sad…mee betss shee iss Noodle…..it mite bee a good diea to furgive her just inn case you evurr do sumfing notty an YOU need furgiveness….. (it werked fur mee!)
    Sendin you POTP an ~~~head rubsss~~~ Siddhartha Henry Penry~~~

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    • Buddha on a Breadstick – bahahahahah! You are the funniest BFF ever! Well, now I can’t trust mom with hair cuts OR nail trims. I will try my hardest to forgive her but I’ll have you know that I’m still lopsided. She hasn’t fixed me yet! Her and Dad keep giggling. Not in a mean way, though. They say I’m super cute now because I’m rocking the clipped and shaggy look all at once. *ear licks*

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      • Nylabluesmum says:

        Mew mew mew iss grate to hear you woof-laff out loud mee bFF!!!
        An maybe Lady Samantha will take you back to thee Groomer when thee furs grow inn….
        Hu’manss’ fink thee oddest fingss are funny don’t they??? You are still one hansum mandoggie so do not wurry about that…
        **whispurrsss** mee finkss yur Mumma iss scared to try to ‘fix’ yur furss an it mite bee better to leeve what iss left of you alone….
        ***nose rubsss*** an ~~ear licksss~~ Siddhartha Henry Penry~~

        Pee S: Lady Samantha inn no way iss mee beein diss-reespecktfull….mee LUVSS you as much as ladyMum….mee just not sure groomin iss ‘yur fing’…just mee-yowin…
        Yur humbull furend =^,.^=

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  13. You have to give her points for trying, but, also, you must remind her that, the next time you get in trouble, she owes you one.

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  14. oh my…perhaps the shaggy look is more you…safer anyway.

    Shoko

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  15. Grandma says:

    Hi Noodle…..
    You have gotten so dramatic. You have to weigh the good against the bad. Your mom loves you, feeds you, keeps you clean, gives you a place to sleep. Remember when you were roaming the streets aimlessly? I think you can forgive your mom.
    Love….Grandma ❤ ❤ ❤

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  16. Christine says:

    I can see why your upset Noodly Doodly but consider this “We all make mistakes” and I noticed in one of the photos she did cover you up. I think that was nice of her since you look naked.

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  17. Piglove says:

    Oh no sweets. The trauma of being taken care of is too much at times. You can always crash at my crib. I just have to put up with da-da’s snoring. Now that is trauma – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

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  18. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! SAY IT AIN’T SO NOODLE!!!!! Sounds like your MOms and MY Ma took the same defective grooming course! OMD, there oughta be a LAW! Wells, at least you still gots your EARS!!! I cross my paws everytime I see those clippers! BUTTS, WAIT….the NAILS TOO??! Oh crap dude! Ma knows better than that! Then again, I am 60lbs of pure FIGHT, and she wouldn’t stand a CHANCE! BOL!!
    Oh Noodle, sendin’ lots of emphatic {{{hugs}}} and margaritas…those always help! ☺
    HEY MACY!!!! How you doin’ gurl??! I’ve been sendin’ you lots of healin’ vibes and POTP! ♥
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥♥

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  19. chesterspaniel says:

    Poor Noodle! I have to get my furs cut every couple months, but I go to see Miss Jacquie. Ghostwriter says it’s kind of expensive, but worth it. I hope you got lots of treats for that ordeal!

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