Good morning, friends!
You’ll have to excuse my anger but I’m just blown away. I am at a loss. I need to know who gave my Mom a license to cut my furs?
“What’s wrong,” you ask? I’ll tell you!
On Friday night, Mom “groomed” me (more like maimed me). I have been having a really bad allergy flare up and I have scabs all over my cute little body. As Mom “groomed” me with the clippers, some of my scabs pulled and started to bleed. Then, she forgot to clip my left ear and a piece of my mustache on the left. Now I’m lopsided! Just look:
Look at all that fur underneath my left ear (your right)!!!
She also felt compelled to shave my feet. She claimed it was to keep fleas off. I’m pretty sure that was code for, “I want to torture you even more”.
But it didn’t stop there, friend. No…it got worse.
After my post-“grooming” (butchering) bath, she did the unthinkable. She cut my nails. Nail trimming is extremely traumatic for me. I cry and cry and cry. Because of this, Mom hadn’t been keeping up with my nail trims (YAY!). Well, my left dewclaw grows in a curl and it’s very hard to clip (YAY!). Except she clipped it that night. To prevent the curling, she clipped it shorter than normal and guess what happened? SHE CLIPPED THE QUICK! She got me, friends. I bled! She made me BLEED!
- Bloodied scabs
- Lopsided cut
- Naked feet
Amputated toeNail cut too short
Just what was she thinking?! What did I do to deserve it all?!
All I know is she’s been getting major stink eye from me.
As you can imagine, the whole ordeal was exhausting. So, I took her spot in bed.
I’m not sure when/if I’ll forgive her for this one.
I hope none of you have to go through this. Well, I know Ruby already did once when her Mom tried to steal her entire ear. Good luck to the rest of you, though!