I am SO embarrassed.
In my last post I told you my middle name was Schnoodle.
My middle name is NOT Schnoodle. I GO BY Noodle the Schnoodle but Schnoodle is not my middle name.
My middle name is Pants. As in Noodle Pants. It has been since the 2nd day I lived with Mom and Dad. Dad’s daughter gave me my middle name. She and Mom call each other Pants (don’t ask), so she said I needed to be a Pants, too.
The worst part of this is that Mom does the typing and she LET me write Schnoodle.