Good day my wonderful friends!
Sorry I haven’t been around for the last week and a half but Mom abandoned me. It was very unsettling.
Mom: Noodle! Don’t tell people that! I did not, and would not, EVER abandon you!
Mom left all of us, including Dad, for 4 days. 4 WHOLE DAYS! She wasn’t even in the same state anymore. She flew all the way to Philadelphia.
I knew things were bad when the luggage came out of the closet. It’s NEVER a good sign when the luggage comes out.
While she was gone, Macy and Molly went on hunger strikes and I was a nervous nellie, glued to Dad’s side. Even Dad was sad. Every noise we heard, we ran to the windows and barked (not Dad). It was never Mom, though.
Mom: Eventually it was me.
Eventually?! Do you know how long 4 days is to a dog?! You see how excited we get when you come home after being gone 15 minutes!
Anyway, yes, Mom “eventually” came home to us and we finally were able to settle down. Macy and Molly have started eating again and, well, come to think of it, I guess I’m still not settled. I’m still choosing to sit with Dad over Mom and that’s not really normal.
Eh, normal schnormal. I’m too Noodly to be normal 🙂