“Noodle, you’re getting a bath!”

Fast forward 2 days…

“Noodle, you’re getting a bath!”

Fast forward 1 day…

“Noodle, you’re getting a bath!”

Fast forward 1 day…

“Noodle, you’re getting a bath!”

No, friends, these weren’t idle threats. I actually got a bath every one of those times PLUS 2 more since then. 6 baths in 9 days.

Question from the audience: “Why have you had so many baths, Noodle?”

Honestly, I see no reason for all of these baths. Mom, however, says it’s because I can’t put 2 and 2 together. Does anyone even understand what that means?

Mom: *Ahem* “Noodle, shall I show you and your friends what I mean by putting 2 and 2 together?”

Ummm…

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I don’t see anything. What am I missing?

Mom: “You, sir, were FILTHY! Just as you have been every single day. You are supposed to be black and white, not gray and white!”

Says who? I think I look quite charming in the picture on the right 🙂

Mom: “Well, if you want to be like that then I guess I will just have to share another picture with your friends…”

What are you talking about?

Mom: *giggles*

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*GASP*

MOM! You traitor!

Mom: “You wanted to play ‘dirty’…”

I didn’t want to lay like that. She was squishing me and I was just too tired to fight back.

Mom: “Don’t worry, baby. I have a silly picture of Molly, too.”

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BOL! She looks like a bunny.

Anywho, back to this whole “2 and 2” thing. I still don’t get it. Anyone have any idea what my Mom’s talking about?

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About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

36 responses »

  1. Hi Noodle, nice to see you! I don’t understand what your Mom means, but you look very handsom in every photo. And all the photos are great. What did you do to get yourself grey?
    Kosmo,
    a cat in faraway Finland.

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  2. Christmas says:

    Baths are overrated…

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  3. Bwahaha…I can’t stop laughing. First the whole Pig Pen, er I mean grey Noodle thing, then the blackmail photo of Noodle and Macy. And sweet Molly with her Flying Nun/Batman ears…you guys sure know how to make a fur-mom chuckle out loud. 🙂

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  4. We don’t think you needed more baths!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  5. I dunno, but don’t say da b-word out loud – my momma mite get ideas!

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  6. Princess Leah xxx says:

    BAFF…..RUN!!!!!
    Gosh Noodle, 3 Baffs in 3 days…you’ll haf no furs left!!!!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  7. OMG, N. that is waaaayyy too many baths! You may need to perfect your hiding skills next time your mom starts getting that idea again. Dark or light, clean or dirty, you always look gorgeous!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  8. fredrieka says:

    Run noodle run! Hide under the bed. This time she may shave your head. RRun noodle run. You can win and get ahead.

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  9. Piglove says:

    Nope. You look fine to me my little friend – oinks. XOXO – Bacon

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  10. I don’t know much about 2 and 2… but now I know why the mama has to sit in the bathtub every day… she was the f-girl in math BOL

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  11. Amy says:

    Noodle sweetie, I think you have choices to make. 1. Roll in the dirt and get a bath, or 2. roll in the dirt and live outside, or 3. don’t roll in the dirt, don’t get a bath, and don’t live outside. P.S. I don’t think your Mom will let you live outside, so number 2 is probably out. ❤

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    • Good morning, Mrs. Lexi’s Mom. First off, can I call you Mom #2? I mean, I know I didn’t marry Lexi but in my heart I did. It’s ok if you say no but…yeah.

      Second, why can’t I roll in the dirt and live in the house?

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      • Amy says:

        yes, dear little boy, you an call me Mom#2. It sure is shorter than Mrs. Lexi’s Mom, 🙂 And I would adopt you in a heartbeat. 🙂 ❤ Also, I think you and my nephew Piper would be best friends and play together in the furs like crazy.

        You can't roll in the dirt and live in the house (without a bath between the two events) because then you get the house and furniture and everything else dirty and your Mom has to go around cleaning everything. That takes time away that she could be spending with you. Now does it make sense?

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      • Ohhhhhhhhh! I never looked at baths as less fun time with Mom. I will have to consider this. Mom feels very happy to know that you would adopt me if I needed you to. It makes me happy, too! *ear licks*

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  12. DZ Dogs says:

    So sweet!! Great pictures!

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  13. Nylabluesmum says:

    HHMMMM Noodle mee Moodle let mee fink about this….mee finkss thee 2 + 2 fing meenss because you keeped getting dirty that wood equal a bath to make you cleen again……
    Mee not sure if mee iss close butt it seems like that frum stuff LadyMum has said to mee.
    An mee gotta say you DID look a bit dusty an scruffy inn thee second foto….just sayin…pleeze don’t hate mee ok?????
    ***nose bumpsss*** an **ear licksss** yur BFF Siddhartha Henry xxxxxx

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  14. nordhuesn says:

    we think 2 + 2 means dirt + dog = bath. our mom does the same math for us. dad explained it to us once. tell your mom we want your beard back! Molly n Macy are too funny.

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  15. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew mee asked LadyMum to xplain herself…shee told mee 2 an 2 iss 4….now why did shee not say that too begin with???? Funny LadyMum!!!!!!

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