Friends, my life has been turned upside down.
First, some stupid company tries to tell me I’m not a schnauzer. How dare they!
Then, today was grooming day. You want to guess what Mom did to me? Mom shaved my mustache off! My schnauzer mustache is gone! I look so….so… not like a schnauzer!
I kind of look like…a Jack Russell. *Gasp*
Tomorrow is my test for intermediate obedience class. How can I possibly concentrate on a test when my magical schnauzer mustache has been stolen?!
If you’re wondering how Macy is handling the results from her test and my lack of schnauzer-stache, well… she’s completely unimpressed.
The Adventures of Noodle 
BOL! You do look rather different Noodle. You look more like a smaller version of me… kind of! BOL! Ray.
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Don’t laugh! Oh, the shame!
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It’s no shame buddy. You now have a nice doggy nose instead of one of those puffy things that people think Schnauzers should have. You look very handsome in your new gear. Woof! Ray.
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I don’t feel like me, though.
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I didn’t feel like me when I had heart worm, but I got used to it (sort of), and I didn’t feel like me again when it was treated… but I got used to it again. I don’t feel like me when I have to wear a harness or a muzzle, but I get used to it. You’ll get used to your real doggy nose eventually buddy. Woof! Ray.
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Oh no! We want the ‘stache back! You don’t look like you.
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I think I’ll wear a paper bag until it grows back…
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Oh dude! WTD??! That would be like if Ma cut off all my snooter curls!!!!! *GASP*
I say, wear your furs however you wants to wear your furs! Don’t lets some dumb ass company tells you what you are! Fake it til you make it!!! If you wants to be a schnauzer, then be one! (butts….you look most handsome either way…just sayin’….)
MACY!!!! HEY GURL!!!! BOL!!!! OMD, that is the funniest pic I have seen all year!!! And I thought I say ‘funny’! Waits…we kinda sit the SAME! See ~ that’s why we’re BFFFFFFFF’s!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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You’re right, Ruby! I’m a schnauzer! That’s what my heart tells me. If you’re mom EVER fires near your snooter with the clippers while grooming you, RUN! *ear licks*
Hiiiiii, Ruby! I just really felt like, “who cares,” at the moment. You sit like that too?! We are soul sisters!
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Hi Noodle, The magic is in you not your mustache sweet boy. Your mustache will grow back( if you and mom want it to). Bonnie, Belle, and Bess said to tell you good luck on your test! Macy’s pose makes me chuckle. ~ cuddles and love Mrs. Margret
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Hi, Mrs. Margret! Yes, I would like my mustache back, please. Tell the girls I said thank you and I will post an update soon. *Ear licks*
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OMG! That picture of Macy is INSANE! I think you make an impressive Jack Russell, N. You do look different, but not in a bad way. Now that you know you’re a JRT mix, your extra energy will help you crush it at school! Good luck.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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She’s a riot. I’m channeling my extra hyperness now that I know I’m JRT!
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You still look very handsome to me Noodle
I’m going to the fur stealers this week…not our peeps nose winter is coming?
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
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Thanks, beautiful PL! It’s dually starting to cool off here a tiny bit.
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Noodle, the lack of mustache really just means you won’t have it dipping down in your food bowl now! Macy’s photo is – hilarious!!
Love, Sammy
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Ahhhh! A silver lining!
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Awwwww Noodle I think you look really really cute!!!! ❤
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*blushies* thank you!
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Stache or no stache, you always look grrreat!
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Thanks Christmas!
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Hi Noodle the Schauzer, you are a schautzer without mustache, so what. Your mustache will grow back, but I think you look very handsome now. And you are a schauzer in your heart, some mustache does not change it.
Kosmo
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Kosmo, you have made me feel so much better! You get it. Thanks for the pep talk!
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You are still a dog and that makes you awesome!
Your Pals,
Murphy and Stanley
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You got such a spotty tummy… 🙂
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BOL! Yes, I do!
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Solidarity picture from Lily. https://mobile.twitter.com/DonnaMStrachan/status/616218378211082240/photo/1
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You rock, Lily!
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You look pawsome, Noodle! ‘Staches are for plaid wearing millennials anyway…you don’t need to look like those guys. {wink} As always, Macy makes my mom snort coffee all over the laptop. She’s a hoot. Good luck on your test…I’m sure you’ll ace it! ღ
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You mean those guys that wear man-buns? I don’t want a man-bun! I still don’t understand why Macy is still living here if your Mom enjoys her so much! I think she’d complete your tribe…*ear licks*
P.S.
How are things with your foreign exhange student that is permanent?
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LOL oh Noodle you crack me up. Things are going decently. We had a setback over the weekend but think we have the meds better prescribed now. Fingers and paws crossed. We get along decently so long as she doesn’t cling to me.
Your fur-I end,
Sam
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Wait, what meds?! What’s wrong with you?!
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Elsa. She was diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy a couple weeks ago and she’s on Phenobarb. Poor thing…first it was hell in puppy mill land and now epilepsy. She’s doing mostly better. I’ll have an update on her later this week. ღ
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OMD! Poor Elsa 😦 We’re sending lots of love and healing vibes. I’m sending special *ear licks* to her, too.
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Thanks, Noodle. She’s doing better so we’re keeping our fingers and paws crossed.
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I think you look soooooooooooo cute, and as for Macy oh my she is too funny
love n’ stuff Mrs P
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Mrs. P!!! *blushies* Macy is completely ridiculous…
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ridiculous maybe but she is kinda cool 🙂
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hello noodle its dennis the vizsla dog hay hmm that is a noo luk for yoo!!! maybe yoo kan git yore mama and dada to buy yoo a stik on mustash until yore reel wun growz bak!!! and macy luks like she is posing for wun of those i dont always do x but wen i do its y meem kommershul things!!! ha ha ok bye
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OMD! You’re absolutely brilliant, Dennis! I need a fake mustache!!! Mom almost made a meme of her saying something like that. That’s funny…you two think alike! *ear licks*
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BOL…Macy looks so cute!! We think you look handsome with or without your stache, Noodle!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
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Is cute another word for dumb? BOL! Thank you, friends. I feel very naked without it. I can’t wait for it to grow back! *ear licks*
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LadyMum iss laffin so hard at Macy’ss foto shee can barelee breethee Noodle mee Moodle!!! Iss berry funny watchin her…..
And you know what you look berry diss-ting-wished without yur stache….an you will ALL WAYSS bee mee Moodle…..
***ear licksss*** an ~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry Penry~~ xxxx
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Macy looks so dumb. Mom said the same thing – that I look distinguished!!! BOL! *ear licks* and *paw pats* my BFF!
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Macy iss just Macy Noodle mee Moodle!! Shee sorta has a ‘goofie’ look doesn’t shee an yet shee iss so purrty….
An you DO look diss-ting-wished!
***ear licksss*** an ~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry Penry xxxxx
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Very true…
Thanks, Siddhartha Henry Penry my BFF!
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BOL! The clean-shaven look. Miss Macy says, “We are not amused” Woof!!!
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Stop laughing at me, Mags! I’m SO embarrassed. I feel even more naked than I usually do after Mom steals my furs.
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Ok (looks serious about one sec) bursts into snickers, rolls over, thumping tail on floor. I can’t! I’m sorry, I just can’t….bwahaha!
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You look adorable, noodle!
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Thank you! 🙂
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clean shaven is kind of sexy
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*gulp* *blushies*
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Snorts with piggy laughter. Macy does look unimpressed. The horror of that picture. And you without your mustache?! You know my friend – you look scholarly. I say two hooves up. XOXO – Bacon
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I’ve never seen her look so serious before! Mom said almost the same thing – she said I look distinguished! BOL! *ear licks*
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You do my friend. You really do! XOXO – Bacon
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Noodle, if it’s any help, I noticed SOMETHING was different when I first saw you picture, but not WHAT until you told us. It is because you are still you. 🙂 Also, your Mom is very good with the clippers; you still have a very cute little ‘stash around your nose and you are adorable. If she had shaved it totally, you would look much more like a JRT, but you still look a lot like a schnauzer to me!
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OMD! It’s still there a little bit?!?! Thank DOG! I’ve noticed it’s growing back quicker than I expected. I still prefer being a schnauzer.
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Yep. I think you are 100% Noodle! Oh, and Macy, OMG! She looks like she should have a cigarette in her left paw and a glass of wine on a table next to her.
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BAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
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yep 100% Noodle that’s what you are…..hehehe and Macy well….hehehehe,xx Speedy
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