Macy found a boyfriend.
Mom caught them making out under Dad’s truck. He actually tried digging under the fence to be with Macy.
His name is Lucky and he is next door to us. Mom thinks the neighbors are dog-sitting.
Every time Macy goes out, if he’s not outside, she barks for him. She gets sad if he doesn’t show up.
Bless his heart. He just has no idea. Sure, she has a pretty face but, man, she can talk the arm off of a chair!
Oh well. At least she’s out of my fur.