That’s it. I’ve had it! She has CROSSED the line!
Okay…this is what happened.
7:15 am: We all go outside to do our business before Mom leaves for work.
7:17 am: Molly goes inside.
7:17 am and a 1/2: Macy chases me. I decide, Okay, you’re on! and we started doing zoomies. It was kind of fun.
7:20 am: I hear Mom hollering for us to come in so she can leave. Macy won’t let me go inside. So I run under Dad’s trailer HA! Dumb dog almost took her head off trying to follow me!
7:21 am: Mom starts demanding that we get our butts in the house and that we better not make her chase us.
7:23 am: We finally get on the porch and then it happened. Mom: “OMG! LOOK AT YOUR FEET MACY!!!!” *wipes Macy down as well as she can*
7:24 am: My turn to be wiped down. Mom: “O….M….G!!! NOODLE! YOU’RE BLACK EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! OMG! There’s no sense. You’re covered!!!! GREAT! Now I’m going to even later for work!!!”
7:25 am: *bath water running*
Yep…because of that dumb sister of mine chasing me through the wet grass and then under the deck where it’s all dry dirt, I had to get a bath before I even ate breakfast AND I didn’t even get conditioner OR after-bath cuddles with Mom because she was in a rush.
(1) Doofy Sister: Free to good home. Any takers?