That’s it. I’ve had it! She has CROSSED the line!

*breathes deeply*

Okay…this is what happened.

7:15 am: We all go outside to do our business before Mom leaves for work.

7:17 am: Molly goes inside.

7:17 am and a 1/2: Macy chases me. I decide, Okay, you’re on!  and we started doing zoomies. It was kind of fun.

7:20 am: I hear Mom hollering for us to come in so she can leave. Macy won’t let me go inside. So I run under Dad’s trailer HA! Dumb dog almost took her head off trying to follow me!

7:21 am: Mom starts demanding that we get our butts in the house and that we better not make her chase us.

7:23 am: We finally get on the porch and then it happened. Mom: “OMG! LOOK AT YOUR FEET MACY!!!!” *wipes Macy down as well as she can*

7:24 am: My turn to be wiped down. Mom: “O….M….G!!! NOODLE! YOU’RE BLACK EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! OMG! There’s no sense. You’re covered!!!! GREAT! Now I’m going to even later for work!!!”

7:25 am: *bath water running*

Yep…because of that dumb sister of mine chasing me through the wet grass and then under the deck where it’s all dry dirt, I had to get a bath before I even ate breakfast AND I didn’t even get conditioner OR after-bath cuddles with Mom because she was in a rush.

(1) Doofy Sister: Free to good home. Any takers?



About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

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  1. Oh my, Macy is a pest. You set up the stall Noodle and advertise Macy and I’ll give away. ” An energetic and someone that will be your shadow…you’ll never feel alone with this black bootied girl.”

    Kitty kisses,


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  2. OMG! Dirt or no dirt, bath or no bath – next time she chases you, GET UNDER THERE AGAIN! I’m glad you have a safe place where she can’t fit. Hang in there little buddy.

    Love and licks,

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  3. Thanks for offering up Macy but I have to respectfully decline (multiple times!). HAHAHA

    Hugs, Sammy

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  4. Frankie and Ernie says:

    OH NOooooooooooooo we are sorry about this, Noodles…
    Hey there is a super Shel Silverstein Poem…. Sister For Sale…. you should look it up and GO INTO BIDNESS…

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  5. stella rose says:

    I have posted Margaret Mae on here several times, we have never had one taker. stella rose

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  6. cocoabean2225 says:

    Yikes!! You don’t really want to give her away. You would miss her. Right?? Right!!

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  7. maggie0019 says:

    (smh) I have always wondered why the best times always end in a baff??? Woof!

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  8. Oh my poor, poor darling. What you have to put up with. And an emergency bath, too. Gracie got a last minute bath this morning before Mom and I went to work. But I quit laughing when Mom let Gracie jump in the car and go with us! Yes, what we have to put up with! *wiggles to make you feel better*

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  9. Princess Leah says:

    Oh nose…BAFF(!) before brekkie!!!!
    Well I hopes the day got betters!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    PeeS Go on..admit it…no one else will know..you luffs her really don’t you!

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  10. Three Pups and a Couple of Kitties says:

    Um Noodle, you forget we have proof that you like your sister Macy, we saw the cuddle pictures. 🙂 So I know you would miss her. Although Belle pup said to tell you that she understands and would love to give away her sister Bessie many times. I’m sorry about the horrible no good bath but we moms have to stick together so I’m even more sorry for the start mom had to her day.

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    • Ms. Margret, that was what is called a lapse of good judgment. I looked it up. On WebMD. I diagnosed myself. It can happen at the worst times.

      Mom thanks you for your support. Me? I’m not feeling the love right now.

      *ear licks* Noodle

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  11. Mrs P says:

    Big Oscars Mom here
    if anyone really really wants Macy they do know she comes with Oscar in tow right LOL

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  12. bellfurzoo says:

    OMD a bath befur breakfast…well that’s no good! I hope you gave Macy the stink eye for the rest of the day 😉

    Ginger, Matt & Matilda

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  13. Nylabluesmum says:

    No FANKSS on thee ‘doofy’ Sisfur Noodle mee Moodle…..Now YOU can come live with us here ok??? 😉
    ***nose bumpsss*** Siddhartha Henry Penry xxxxxx

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  14. corkscot says:

    NO THANKS!!!! Sis says that two sisters are enough. One would have been better. You’re on your own kiddo.

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  15. Nylabluesmum says:

    OK Noodle mee Moodle here goess!!
    Mee-yow Macy…yes you YOU Macy thee blue eyed gurl. Pleeze sit down an lissen! You hav to bee nice to yur Brofur Noodle an yur new Sisfur Molly. You are NOT thee onlee doggie inn thee place…..so beehave pleeze! You have good ; no grate pawentss an a luvvin home an efurryfing. Do NOT bite thee hand that feeds you OK? Share thee toys an treetss an bee kind….or else mee come down an with Jaimeson wee meow face to fac an that wood not bee so good!!!!
    Sinseerlee, Siddhartha Henry =^,.^= (Who has leerned frum xperience!)

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  16. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mew mew mew well at leest shee lissened to mee meow to her!!! Mee betss shee looks heelareeus inder thee littul tabull 😉
    Mew mew mew Noodle mee Moodle…..
    **paw patsss** Siddhartha Henry yur BFF xXx


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