For today’s Memory Monday, I thought I would go back to a time when my life was organized, sane, and puppy-free.
Now I have to hide UNDER my Dad.
A time when I got to go to the flea market. Not this adventure-stealer:
When I hid out in my man cave because I WANTED to, not because I HAD to.
Ahhh yes, my memory reminds me of last Wednesday morning when my life was much simpler.
Now, I have a stupid little sister. Yes, apparently she’s staying seeing as Mom and Dad came home with new collars, harnesses, and an ID tag for her on Saturday.
I should’ve just played with the equally stupid cat. Maybe if I had, none of this would have happened. And don’t even get me started on those 2 together. They make me nauseous. Just look at this nonsense:
He LETS her get in his face! He LETS her lick him! He LETS her give him flea bites! Sure, he hits her but he doesn’t use his claws.
Oh, I also remember when I thought she was just visiting and I actually played with her:
Ugh! I can’t believe I was so naive! Does anyone know how to turn back time?
Be sure to go on over to visit Lexi for her Memory Monday post.