*BREAKING NEWS*BREAKING NEWS*

Hello all of my friends! I am sorry that I have been MIA but my parents did the most awful thing….

THEY BROUGHT HOME A PUPPY! A stinkin’ puppy!!! An irritating, rude, gangly, hyper, Mom and Dad stealing PUPPY!

Just look!

When Mom pulled in the driveway, she came in the house and put my harness and leash on. We walked down the driveway to the street where Dad was waiting with the mongrel.

At this point things were actually going okay (because I didn’t know she was going to be staying). We walked up and down the street 4 times before Mom and Dad brought us both, still leashed, into the yard. We showed her the duck, chickens, and bunnies.

Then Mom and Dad invited her into the house. Wait, what???

Jamison came right out to investigate. He had a “pipe cleaner tail” (all puffed out).

Would you believe that traitorous cat didn’t try to kill her? Turns out he likes her. SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

                                 Puppy: “Don’t worry new brother. I will protect you from that cat.”

She followed me (and is STILL following) me EVERYWHERE! Can’t a guy get some peace and quiet? How about some privacy? Mom and Dad have a large kennel for her where they put her throughout the day to give me a break.

I’ve tried my hardest to scare her off. Snarling, growling, barking, baring ALL of my teeth, even snapping at her, and you know what? SHE THINKS I’M PLAYING WITH HER! C’MON!

On top of everything, she keeps kissing MY Mom and Dad!

For cryin’ out loud! You’re gonna harass me AND steal my Mom and Dad?! Something MUST be done about this…

Look at her…trying to look all innocent and cutesy:

NEGATIVE Miss Puppy! I, Noodle the Schnoodle, am the cutest of all things cute in the world. You may have large, silly ears but I have the “little chocolate eyeballs” that MY Mom loves more than anything!

                                                           “I’m onto you, Puppy!”

That crazy nut bag didn’t even take a nap until she had been here for over 5 hours!

Just ridiculous!

Lexi, honey, please talk to your mother about me moving in with you guys, okay? I’ve already tried packing my favorite toy, Mr. Racoon, and leaving to go to my Grandma or my Grandpa’s but I don’t know how to get to their houses. Maybe you and your mom can come get me?

If you guys don’t hear from me it’s because I am hiding in my man cave and the laptop is in the house.

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A note from Noodle’s Mom:

Hello, everyone! The last 24 hours have been…interesting! When we got to the shelter to pick up the dog, we were informed that they thought she was 5 months old. Ummm, yeah…we weren’t expecting that! We knew she was young but we thought she was closer to a year old. Too late! I had already signed her adoption papers when they told me. We were told she was American Bully/Staffordshire Terrier but, honestly, she looks like she has Great Dane in her. She is 5 months old, 32 lbs, and has gigantic paws.

So far she has destroyed toilet paper (we didn’t know if we needed to hide it and there was only one way to find out), found my shoes (I saved them in time), and tried eating the baseboards multiple times. 3 reasons of many which I did NOT want a puppy. The good news is, she seems to be housebroken. Thank God!

We know it’s going to take time for Noodle to get used to her. He is our primary concern. We have been careful to pay equal attention to both of them and to avoid scolding him for his bad behavior but rather are rewarding him for his good behavior. We’ve also been giving him alone time with each of us, and alone time outside in the yard. They are eating separately, each locked in their own kennels. Noodle is known to be food aggressive and we want any extra issues between him and her.

Wish us luck!!!!

Oh and by the way…her name is….

MACY!!!