Mom says I’m very dramatic. Moi?

Could it be because I pretend to be sick when I’m not?

Last night, Dad was busy doing whatever it is that Dad’s do and Mom was blow drying her hair. I went into their bedroom and laid on my bed. Then I went into the bathroom, stood next to Mom, and coughed. And coughed again.

Mom: “Oh my! Are you okay little mister?”

Me: *cough*

Mom: “Are you sick?”

Me: *walks out of bathroom, jumps on bed, curls up on Mom’s pillow with a sigh*

A few minutes later, Mom is done with her hair.

Me: *cough*

Mom: *walks over to me*

Me: *rolls over on back*

Mom: *kisses belly*

Me: *tail wags*

Mom: *picks me up and carries me into living room where Dad is sitting*

Me: *thinks, ‘It’s working!’*

Mom: *in a super concerned voice* “Daddy, Noodle is sick!” (Mom’s sidenote: I was not concerned! I was totally onto his shenanigans as this is not the first time he’s pulled this.)

Dad: “WHAT?! What do you mean he’s sick?”

Mom: “Noodle’s sick. *wink* Look at the poor baby! He’s got the ‘coughs’!”

Dad” “Ohhhhh. Oh no. Noodle? Are you sick?!”

Me: *looks pathetically over at Dad and coughs*

Mom & Dad: *kisses and pets*

That’s how you do it my friends!

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About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

27 responses »

  1. Princess Leah says:

    Oh what pawfect technique Noodles….the bestest method acting evers!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. Will and Eko says:

    Pups truly know how to play us like fiddles!

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  3. Noodle honey, I am so proud of you. My heart is bursting with love. ❤

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  4. Awww. One thing I learned from my work on-stage: practice, practice, practice. 🙂

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  5. Kismet says:

    Noodle, email me please. kismetparrot at yahoo

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  6. corkscot says:

    We just jump on mom’s lap and act all pathetic. She falls for it all of the time.

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  7. You aren’t da only one who does dat. 😉

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  8. Cupcake says:

    That Oscar is well-deserved. Smooth as silk, buddy. #soproud

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  9. Oh. My. Sounds like you and Jacques went to the same drama school…

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  10. All we can say is…NAILED IT!! Well done you!! BOL
    Wally & Sammy

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  11. Way to work the manipulation gene, Noodle. Just make sure they don’t put you on hairball medication! 😉

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  12. DezizWorld says:

    Yous lucky yous not end up at da VET Noodle. MOL Have a gweat day.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

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  13. Nylabluesmum says:

    Say yur purrty clevurr Noodle…
    Mee mite try thiss. Mee slides off counte or falls off it fur sim-pa-ffee an that iss ALOT of werk, mew mew mew…..
    Mee **play bowss** to yur wisdom!
    ***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

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