I think my Mom has a very common item confused.
This is a pool noodle:
This is NOT a pool noodle:
I am a Noodle but NOT a pool noodle, Mom!!!!
She did manage to get 2 pictures that made it look like I was having the time of my life:
Really, I was just panting.
When she finally let me out, I did zoomies allllll over our property (1.25 acre). When she finally caught up with me on the back deck, I looked like I had black boots on. BWAHAHAAHHAHAHA!
As per her norm of water torture, after the pool I got a bath. Seriously, lady???
Well, after my bath, I did the fastest zoomies throughout the house that any dog has ever done in all of history (according to Mom). Yes, I went so fast for so long that I actually pulled a muscle and was pathetically crippled and sad for the rest of the day:
I still have a little limp today but not as bad as yesterday.
Anywho, I hope all celebrating in the US have an excellent and safe 4th of July!