I think my Mom has a very common item confused.

This is a pool noodle:

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This is NOT a pool noodle:

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I am a Noodle but NOT a pool noodle, Mom!!!!

She did manage to get 2 pictures that made it look like I was having the time of my life:

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Really, I was just panting.

When she finally let me out, I did zoomies allllll over our property (1.25 acre). When she finally caught up with me on the back deck, I looked like I had black boots on. BWAHAHAAHHAHAHA!

As per her norm of water torture, after the pool I got a bath. Seriously, lady???

Well, after my bath, I did the fastest zoomies throughout the house that any dog has ever done in all of history (according to Mom). Yes, I went so fast for so long that I actually pulled a muscle and was pathetically crippled and sad for the rest of the day:

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I still have a little limp today but not as bad as yesterday.

Anywho, I hope all celebrating in the US have an excellent and safe 4th of July!

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About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

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  1. Oh poor Noodle… I hope the limping goes completely away soon… I hope the water torture is forgotten soon and maybe a burger or a steak fresh from the grill will help you to feel better :o) Happy 4th of july :o)

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  2. Oh, Noodle! Zoomies aren’t supposed to hurt or become debilitating. You DO look like you’re having a ball on the raft. Excellent camera work from your mom. I’m sorry about the bath. Have a restful day. I agree with Easy… maybe a burger….

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

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  3. Poor Noodle! Water torture? TWICE in one day? A pool AND a bath? Goodness…..sorry you wound up with an injury from the whole thing but REST and I bet you’ll be zooming again soon!

    Happy 4th
    Sammy

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  4. DezizWorld says:

    Oh Noodle yous had to get into da pool of water and then a baff too? OMC What was yous mommy finkin’?. MOL Mommy sez everytine hers looks at yous she members hers favowit childhood doggy. Hims looked a lot like you only hims had only one black eye. Have a gweat day and stay safe.

    Luv ya’

    Dezi and Lexi

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  5. Nylabluesmum says:

    ***ear lickss*** to make yur pulled mussel feel all bettur Noodle!!!
    You must wundered why all thee water torture??? Yur Mumma just wanted to cool you off mee finkss….thee bath was fur thee pawss….
    Mee has not had a full bath (yet) an mee not sure mee wood like it either!!!!
    Happy 4th! Lookin mitey fine there mee BFF>>>wait till Lexi sees you in yur snazzy tophat!!!!
    **Hi-5’SS** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

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    • Thank for the tickley lickies. *sigh* I don’t know Siddhartha. It LOOKS like she has fun in the water but it doesn’t feel fun when I go in. And I happened to like my mud “boots”. They were very stylish.

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  6. Jan K says:

    My crew would love the pool, but the bath, yeah, not so much. They sometimes do zoomies after baths too though…I’ll have to remind them to be careful not to hurt theirselves!
    Happy 4th of July!

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  7. Nylabluesmum says:

    Mee finkss doggiess are supposd to luv water?!? mee no tsure ’bout thiss…
    Mud *bootss* sound cool…..
    Mee can go one bettur Noodle. It iss a bit icky…
    Sumtimess mee gets ‘poo pawss’ because mee touchess thee poo in mee litter! Then mee gets thee washcloth an LadMum wipes mee pawss…
    Hu’man Mumma’ss do NOT like dirtee 4 leggedss πŸ˜‰
    ***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry xXxXx

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  8. hello noodle its dennis the vizsla dog hay aaaiiieeee not the pool!!! i had to go in the pool wunse and i am stil not shoor i am over it!!! it looks like yoo had a littel better time of it then i did fortchoonatly!!! ok bye

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  9. corkscot says:

    We feel your pain. We are waterless Scotties.

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  10. Oh Noodle…I hates the water too. What is with peeps and water?? Okays, okays, so I’m SUPPOSE to be a ‘water dog’ (I gots Otterhound in me), butts I don’t even likes gettin’ my paws wet! Ma got me one of those kiddie pools when I was a pup, and I looked at her like she frickin’ lost her mind! So, I used it as a water bowl…hehehe
    I do likes the mud boots! I would thinks that that was some good revenge, butts it seems to backfire on you with the dreaded water torture! Oh wells, at least you smell minty clean now! ☺ Sorry abouts pullin’ a hammy…I do that lots. (Ma has some Rimadyl on hand for those special times)
    Wells, I hopes you and your family have a very Happy 4th Noodle!!
    Stay safe, and have a burger for me, huh? ☺
    \Kisses,
    Ruby β™₯

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    • A water bowl… BOL! Genius! I do smell pretty good. If you like that kind of thing. Personally I like smelling like dirt. It’s cuz I’m a boy! Hope you had a nice holiday. Wait…are you in the US? If not, I hope you had a nice Saturday πŸ™‚ *ear licks*

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  11. Maybe ya zoomed a bit too much.

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  12. Three Pups and a Couple of Kitties says:

    Noodle, I love the expressions on your face! I hope your pulled muscle feels better today.

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  13. Noodle, you and Choppy have somewhat similar ideas about water. Except Choppy does enjoy algae-filled ponds and pools for some reason. Clean ones, not so much.

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  14. Aw, poor Noodle. Take care and work the guilt factor with mom. It could mean loads of attention and treats while you recuperate. Best to lay off the zoomies, dude. πŸ˜‰

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