I bet you all are wondering what I have to say about Jamison, huh? Well! That cat has been INSANE! Like, I think he might be on drugs. There MUST be an explanation for why he won’t stop doing zoomies and meowing and just being totally spastic.
Although I can’t stand him like this, Mom thinks he’s totally adorable and because he’s completely wide-eyed, she’s been getting great pictures of him.
Personally, my favorite is this one:
He’s harmless when he’s sleeping!
As if dealing with that maniac isn’t enough, I have to contend with whatever torture Mom comes up with for me. Like yesterday, for instance. Dad had to pour concrete (the reason will be divulged in another post). Well, the last time Dad poured concrete, they put Khia and Mya’s paw prints in it. I didn’t live here yet. So, do you see where I’m going with this?
She.Put.My.Feet.In.That.Horrible.Cold.Disgusting.Stuff!
Ohhhhhh the paaaaaaainnnnn!
Why must she touch my feet. WHY?!
Then! THEN! She had to get the concrete residue off and she dipped my feet in water! 😯
Finally the torture was done.
WRONG!
At night I had to get a hair cut AND a bath. Uggggghhhhhhhh!
What did I ever do to that woman?????
*sigh*
Pray for me friends. Pray that Mom and Jamison find someone else to torture.
The face of a tortured soul. (pre-hair cut)
The Adventures of Noodle 
What a crummy day you had, N. Concrete and water and a bath AND a haircut! YIKES. I think I had that day in a nightmare once. I hope today is better. It HAS to be!!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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I sure hope so cupcake! *ear licks*
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Wow Buddy. I wouldn’t want to live there! Perhaps “that cat” is finding a plant to chew on which produces the wide eyed look? As for the concrete? That stuff is caustic!!!! What on earth are they thinking? Perhaps having that red dye in her hair is affecting you Mom’s brain? Hang in their dude ‘cos it might get worse before it starts getting better! Woof! Ray.
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Mom put something on my feet before she put them in the concrete and then she washed them (triple foot torture in under 5 minutes). As for Jamison… Who knows! *ear licks*
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oh wow that sounds like a torture-marathon…. I can offer you my bed and my bowl when you need a hiding place :o)
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Thanks, easy! I may take you up on that!
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Oh no, not another bath, Noodle! Those are the worst! Although maybe having your prints in concrete means that you are like a movie star now?
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Hmmmm. I hadn’t thought of that! You might be onto something!
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Yay Noodle’s Walk of Fame – when do we see the famous Paw Print?
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When it’s all dry and the project is complete I will post pictures!
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We get tortured sometimes too but at least after my torture mom plays fetch with me so it’s kinda worth it. Jamison sure does have some wide open peepers!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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Mom always follows torture with snuggles so, I guess, I can forgive her 🙂
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Noodle honey, I feel your pain. ❤
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Poor Noodle……but if you’re getting lots of cuddles after all that torture, I’d say it kinda evens out right?????
Hugs, Sammy
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I mean, I get lots of cuddles on an ordinary day, soooo….
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Stop complaining. You have it easy. Just go with the flow and chase the cat. We sympathize with the concrete and bath.
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You chase him. I dare you. I appreciate your sympathies for my other tortures.
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Crikey …….. that was the day from HELL, aye?? Hope tomorrow’s better!!!
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You’re gonna have to wait until Wednesday to hear what “tomorrow” entailed!
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I think bein a maniac just comes wif da bein a cat.
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Maybe you’re right. I wouldn’t know because he’s the only cat I’ve ever known.
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Look on the bright side you got the torture over and done with all on one day …hopefully,
As for Jamison what can I say ‘Neurotic Cat’ didn’t get her name by accident you know
Woof n’ stuff
Big Oscar x
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Oscar, I guess that’s a good way to look at it. Silver lining and all that stuff, right?
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Mee deerest BFF Noodle yur paw print will furefurr bee inn thee concrete…thiss iss berry cool….it sounds like a tradishun inn yur Hu’man furamillee!! Mind you meeknowss thee concrete stuff ISS UGH to touch when wet!!!
Yur foto iss luvley…yur adorabull…maybe that iss why Lady Samantha iss bathin you!! Too make sure thee adorabullness stays with you all thee time!! (Do not get ANY ideas LadyMum!!!)
As fur Jamieson…mee must tell you hee iss totallee Burmesey an thiss iss how wee roll…mee doess zoomiess an hangs frum thee drapes an hollers at thee top of mee lungs also Noodle!! An mee iss onlee half Burmesey.
LadyMum has to give mee ‘time outss’ inn thee bathroom when mee gets TOO woond up!! 10 minutes contemplatin mee nottiness an mee iss good to go 😉 Mew mew mew….
***paw patss*** an *ear lickss* Siddhartha Henry xxxx
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I can’t wait to show you the picture of my paw prints! Baths to keep my adorableness? Ok, maybe that’s worth it. Whoa! Sounds like you get pretty crazy too! So…maybe I just need to somehow lock Jamison in the bathroom then? You’re so silly, Siddhartha 😛 Lots of love! Noodle
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But Noodle, think of how utterly fabulous you look after the torture and all the ear scratches and belly rubs you’ll get? I think there’s a method to your Mom’s madness. 🙂
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This is true. I have gotten 87 gazillion more kisses than normal (which is like 87 billion).
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