Last night, Mom, Dad and I were watching TV. Mom kept getting a whiff of stinky litter box which was strange because the litter box was clean and is on the other end of the house, in the bathroom. She looked under the throw pillow, on the floor, on the end table….nothing. Jamison had just been kneading her blanket so she thought maybe he tracked the stink on his paws.
About an hour later, Mom went to close the blinds and she saw something on top of the “Dad’s” couch.
“What in the….?!?!?!?”
The cat pooped on top of the couch! HE POOPED….ON THE COUCH!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Since it was just a little bit, Mom thinks he had an accident and it “fell out”. ROFL!
So much for staying classy….
The Adventures of Noodle 
EWWWWW…. Jamison you are on the hot seat now, huh? butt it’s not the couch hahahaha
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FELL OUT! Can you believe it!!!
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Noodle, I don’t even know what to say about this. Well, maybe I do, since I am seldom at a loss for words. In fact, 2 things:
1. Did you grab the opportunity and eat it? (or is it not the same without litter attached?)
2. Do you want to come live with me? No cats pooping in my house.
❤
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1. I like when there are sprinkles. This did not have sprinkles.
2. My mom will cry, remember? *sigh*
I’ll be here…with the poop falling out of his butt cat.
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I understand. We do want both our Moms to be happy. I have never had the opportunity for this particular delicacy, but it does sound better with sprinkles. I keep asking, and Mom keeps saying Dad is allergic to cats. I think it is just an excuse.
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If you’d like, I can send kitty biscuits to you. No need to obtain an annoying cat.
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Woofwoofwoof: Maia laughs. This happens to Mikka sometimes. When he eats a mouse, he gets a very hardish poop, and sometimes it gets stuck and lost on the way. Maia usually finds it before I do…
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I have NEVER pooped anywhere but outside. If I can manage to do my business where I’m supposed to, the cat should do the same. I would’ve eaten it but it didn’t have sprinkles (cat litter).
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Maia thinks the same, but Mikka reminds everyone that, “just you wait, you’ll get older, too, meaow!” 😉
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LOL!
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Never a dull moment!
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Certainly not.
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Uhoh…….in my house we call those “CLING-ONS” (like Star Trek only spelled differently?!)………..sometimes when we kitties poop something CLINGS on our floofy butts and drops off at an inconvenient time in an inconvenient location. Swell huh?
Hugs, Sammy
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Excuse me while I go barf. Mom says it’s no big deal but I beg to differ.
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I describe those as “clingers”… It happens, especially on fluffy kitties!
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Except he’s not fluffy!!! Like…at all!
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WHAT !! poop lost in transit eeeewwwww !!!!!!!
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Hahaha!! I’m with one spoiled cat above… Definitely a cling-on. You might have to revise your penchant for sprinkles in your car poop, Noodle… Look at cling-ons like meatballs in angel hair pasta! What more could a pup ask for?
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LOLOLOLOL!
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hahaha I hate it when the poop just follows you around.
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Meeeeeeeeeee too!
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Hmmmmm Now yous didn’t do dat did you Noodle and blame da cat?. MOL
Luv ya’
Dezi and Lexi
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Eww no way! ❤
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HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!! Er, I mean… How unfortunate. 😉
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What’s that? You want a cat? He’s on his way!
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LOL!!! Touché, buddy!
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Now Noodles…. we all know that SOMETIMES…. a little POOP just HAPPENS…
OMD the Mayo Jar is the one that HIT you on the HEAD??? Maybe we should change our words to STINKO da Mayo Jar…
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Listen guys…poop is inevitable. BUT random poop just FALLING out your butt?!?! I would be asking Mom and Dad to take me to the vet if that happened.
YES! That is the very same mayo jar that turned me into Noodle Salad!
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AAAARGH! Woof!
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My sentiments exactly!
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😀
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Cats. Ugh. They’re such pigs. Wait. What?
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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Truly despicable. *ear licks*
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Hi Noodle. Good to meet you!
Now, we have lots of cats in our neighbourhood and they tease us, so we’re not sure that was an ‘accident’. Cats are VERY sneaky!
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Hi Bella, Roxy, & Macdui!
Cats ARE very sneaky. Hmmm. Maybe I should tell Mom that this likely wasn’t an accident. I need to do some further investigation first – time to interrogate the cat!
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Hey, do you guys have a blog? If so, how do I find it?
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dingleberry?
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Yuck! (But that word always makes me giggle.)
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It is the little piece of poop that fails to detach from the pet and is stuck on the skin.
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Thiss has happened to mee Noodle an LadyMum iss allways there with a wipe to ‘make sure’ all iss cleen 😉
At leest when mee did have sum trubble it was on thee bathroom floor not thee couch!
Iss Jamieson reemorefull??? Mew mew mew….
If you need a brake come on over here; mee purromisess to NOT poop on thee couch or chair!!!!
***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry xxx
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Jamison is NEVER remorseful for anything. Thank goodness Mom has slip covers on the couches and they can be washed.
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Maybee that iss why they are called ‘slip’ covurrss Noodle?? Fur when sirtain katss ‘slip’ an do their mess where they should not mew mew mew….
Mee iss allwayss uppyset iff mee has a runny tushie…iss embarrassin. That is why mee letss LadyMum wipe mee. Savess allot of problem an feelin bad!! 😉
**nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry xxx
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I will discuss this with my mom.
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Yuck!
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Cats…smh.
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Told you noodle buddy! Cats are the most over-rated pets out there, and yet they have such a high opinion of themselves. Go figure! Woof! Ray.
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LOLOLOLOL!
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Um, I just don’t think there are words for this. Naughty Jamison! Noodle, you’ll have to watch that guy like a hawk from now on.
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TRUST ME – I don’t let him out of my sight!
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It FELL out????????? Fair dinkum …. your Mom’s delusional if she believes that, aye??
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Lolololol
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Yeh I agree! It’s from a cat! Nuff said! Woof! Ray.
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EwwwWEE….yuck! I would have died with embarrassment Jamison. Shoko would have said, “Oops, sorry mom. I hissed and look what popped out?” We all handle boo boos differently.
Kitty Kisses,
Kali
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Lolololol
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