OMD! You will NOT believe what happened to me last night!!!

Mom was making her lunch for today and I was at my mandatory post by her feet in case of crumb droppage. She was putting the lid back on the mayonnaise jar when BAM! The jar knocked me right on my noggin (it was mostly empty…the jar, not my head)! After her immediate, “OMG! Noodle, are you okay?!” she burst into laughter. Why, you ask? A big ol’ dollop of mayonnaise dead-center of my head and a smear across my cheek!

She was GOING to take a picture but decided that getting that disgusting, stinky stuff off my head asap was more important. She literally shifted foot to foot debating on going for the camera or cleaning my precious fur. I couldn’t believe she had to think about it!

The laughs continued all night at my expense. You see, I kept sniffing the air trying to figure out where that delicious sub smell was coming from. I tried licking the couch, the coffee table, the kitchen cabinets, my leg, Mom’s face….all to no avail.

Mom told me the fur on my head was exceptionally shiny and healthy looking but that a bath was in order (this evening) because I stink. Hmph…

Signing off,

Macaroni Noodle Salad

Posted by on April 28, 2015 in dogs, funny, humor, noodle, pets, schnauzer, schnoodle.

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I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

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  1. Princess Leah says:
    April 28, 2015 at 9:01 am

    Well, I hopes you got to taste some of the mayonnaise!
    That’s sooo unfairs that you gotta haf a BAFF! I bets you smells really, really nice
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  2. Carol says:
    April 28, 2015 at 9:07 am

    Oh my goodness, Noodle! I’m so glad you are okay!! And I’m sorry your mom had to THINK about whether to help you or humiliate you by documenting the near tragic accident for posterity. At least she made the right decision.

    I’m going to warn the furry beasts in my house to stand back from now on when my moms are cooking in the kitchen. Or maybe not….

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  3. easyweimaraner says:
    April 28, 2015 at 9:11 am

    Well that’s a perfect recipe for tasty tuesday… and I wish I would be there to remove that tasty stuff from your head :o)

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  4. colinandray says:
    April 28, 2015 at 9:14 am

    Hey Noodle ole buddy! You’ve really got to master the art of thinking ahead. Anything can fall near a counter and our reflexes are a gazillion times faster than humans. This means that you can supervise the counter from a safe distance and, when stuff falls, you can dive in and grab it! I’ve never tasted mayonnaise but I think that I would like it. Woof! Ray.

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  5. lexitheschnauzer says:
    April 28, 2015 at 9:19 am

    BOL! BOL! BOL! At least you didn’t get your picture taken like when I had to wear the Skirt of Shame. Don’t you just hate it when you can’t quite get to that yummy smell that spells food? I am glad you are ok. 🙂

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  6. Fozziemum says:
    April 28, 2015 at 9:22 am

    Oh dear Noodle..how awful to be the victim of a dropped mayo jar 🙂 i got Doc accidentally with a fresh bone once..i sadly confess i was taping at the time..i believe i called it revenge of the treats….big hugs to you sweetie 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx

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  7. onespoiledcat says:
    April 28, 2015 at 9:30 am

    Uhoh……..who’d have thought your Mom would use you as an ingredient in her salad? Too bad she’s punishing YOU with a bath when SHE was the one who caused the WHOOPSIE! Glad the jar wasn’t full – those things are heavy!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  8. stella rose says:
    April 28, 2015 at 9:43 am

    Whooo you are lucky your mom did not give you a concussion…you could sue her for lots of treats, do you have a headache, are you seeing double…maybe you should get hold of the attorney at law Ernie???? stella rose

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  9. Will and Eko says:
    April 28, 2015 at 9:53 am

    Whew, I was worried from the title that someone was actually trying to make Noodle into an actual salad and eat it! Luckily nothing so extreme.

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  10. corkscot says:
    April 28, 2015 at 11:15 am

    I might be the only person in the world that finds mayo particularly offensive. The smell of it makes me retch. You are lucky that I wasn’t visiting. It would have been ugly.

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  11. Frankie and Ernie says:
    April 28, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    OMD OMD you had a MAYO Spa Treatment fur your Head Furs… We HEAR that it makes it Soft and Silky and Manageable and stuffs…. BUTT did she HAVE to BONK you on the head with the JAR???

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  12. Mrs P says:
    April 28, 2015 at 1:50 pm

    I know it’s not funny …but hahahahahahahahah 😀

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  13. The Canadian Cats says:
    April 28, 2015 at 3:38 pm

    haha…it does sound funny Noodle. It would be funnier to see..MOL When mom gave Kali a washing on her face with dawn….mom decided to give me a bath…MOI? OMC….It’s the first bath I ever had at least from mom! I was scared…..but it was over quickly.

    Hugs,

    Shoko

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    • noodle4president says:
      April 28, 2015 at 6:49 pm

      I’ve never seen a cat get a bath! I’ve heard tales of Mom giving Jamison baths with her roommate’s help when they were in college. She says she had to wear a sweater and jeans to prevent total mutilation for the first 30 seconds… Then he would mostly calm down.

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  14. Albert the Dog says:
    April 28, 2015 at 4:56 pm

    My goodness, Noodle, your Mom should be more careful in the kitchen. What if she dropped a cantaloupe on your head? Or a watermelon? Or what if she dropped a whole turkey on your head and your head got stuck inside the turkey?
    Of course, the worst part of this is that now you have to take a BATH. I am shuddering in sympathy.

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  15. Whitley Westie says:
    April 28, 2015 at 5:51 pm

    I get food on my head too sometimes – or get it caught in my furs when peeps try to throw it at me.

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  16. maggie0019 says:
    April 29, 2015 at 4:36 pm

    Oh, Noodle, you mayo-sniffer, you. At least she didn’t give you a piece of “lettuce” like my Mom did the other day. Naturally I spit it at her feet. LOL! Love, Maggie

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  17. Jacques' Dog Blog says:
    April 29, 2015 at 9:44 pm

    Hahahaha!!!! Er, I mean… That’s a bummer. But I smell a new nickname… Noodle Salad. 🙂

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  18. Nylabluesmum says:
    April 30, 2015 at 9:47 pm

    Mew mew mew Noodle if Lady Samantha hard boilss sum eggss an mashess them an addss to mayonnaise you could bee egg salad mew mew mew…..
    Mee iss sorry you got mayo’ed butt glad yur ok….
    LadyMum sumtimess dropss Fancey Feest on mee head….silly LadyMum 😉
    **nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

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  19. Dennis the Vizsla says:
    May 3, 2015 at 5:34 pm

    hello noodle its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hope yoo at leest got to hav a tayst of the mayonayze before it wuz all kleend off!!! also dada is laffing and saying sumthing abowt mary and hair gel i hav no ideea wot he is tawking abowt as yoozhual!!! ok bye

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