Hello Blogging People, Dogs, Cats, Ferrets, Bunnies, etc.
On January 31, 2015, I, Jamison the cat, hacked my brother Noodle’s blog (SEE HERE). He was extremely upset (SEE HERE).
On February 16, 2015, Noodle took me to Court (SEE HERE & HERE). A unanimous guilty verdict was reached on February 18, 2015 (SEE HERE).
I was sentenced to make a public apology within 87 days – Deadline: May 16, 2015. I fully intended on waiting until May 15th but you can’t trust dogs and who knows what Judge Farter will do if I wait any longer. So without further ado…
*AHEM*
Dear Noodle and Noodle’s followers:
I apologize.
Great! Now that that’s out of the way I can go back to planning sneak attacks.
Adios, suckers!
P.S.
Hi Samantha! I miss you!
Well…sometimes a cat’s gotta do what a cat’s gotta do…especially when there’s a dog waiting for an apology. 🙂
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haha…That’s quite the apology there….do you think that will satisfy Judge Farter? I think a bit more sincerity would do it….then you can blow raspberries at everybody my friend.
(((Shoko)))
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I, Judge F. FARTER Know you kitties very well… on a scale of 1 to 87 with 1 being NO WAY and 87 being WAY TO GO… I am going to give you a 79… THAT Stuns me, Jamison.
We are QUITE Impressed with your TIMELY and TOUCHING A Paw La Gee !!
I am sure that NOODLE is STUNNED.
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PEE S…. we will do the Creative Blogger Award on SUNDAY…. Just sayin, Noodle.
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I have to say, I’m surprised that you’re ok with this. Especially because he eludes to a future crime which he is plotting.
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A most excellent apology, Jamison!
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Psh
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Sorry, Noodle.
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Short and to the point. Who says brevity is a lost art?!
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I don’t knows….I thinks it’s more of a 78 Judge Farter! I thinks a little more ‘FEELING’ could have gone into it…and a couple of treaties. Just sayin’…..
“A” for effort though! I knows it’s tough on you kittehs…☺
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
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Right?! Outrageous…
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Hello Jamison, I finks yous gonna be a great funs Push-T-Cat, I luffs you style!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
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Ugh…. You can have him!
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Well that was a pretty good apology Jamison..sounded very feline to me.make of that what you will hahahhaah 🙂 loves Fozziemum xxx
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See what I have to live with?!
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Bwhahahaahhaha 🙂 yep…;) xxx
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are you a virgo jamison? if, then you are the twin of my momma. that’s egg-sactly her way to apologize …. amazing, that a cat and a mom share so much similarities :o)
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Yep – that’s an apology alright – no sense in dragging it out with flowery words and insincere and meaningless language…..the old “wham, bam, thank you mam” apology works just fine. Onward!
Hugs, Sam
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But Sammy… Why does he have to be so mean and cold?
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Mee-you it iss sirtainlee NOT flowery an mee finkss Jamieson mite bee plannin a new sneek attack on you Noodle. Keep yur guard up Noodle!! **nose kissess** Purrince Siddhartha Henry xXxXx
Jamieson you did purrty good…you DO know that just apawlogizin iss not enuff. To bee trulee apawlogetick you have to CHANGE thee beehaviour you just apawlogized fur…..that iss a Unnyversal Law of True Furgiveness….
(mee knowss you mite wanna *whap* Noodle a good one….try not to….then thee apawlogee will bee fur reel…)
Purrince Siddhartha Henry yur furend
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Siddhartha, I’m coming to live with you! Noodle
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Come on over Noodle an bring yur gurl Lexi too!!! Thee more thee merrier ok??
Wee will ahve good timess an mealss an treetss an fun!! Purromise!
***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry xxxx
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I need to get a passport. Uh oh… I don’t have papers!
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I AM NOT A SUCKER! Jamison if I ever see you, I will, I will, why, I will run away!!
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Lmbo. Omd Lexi! You are the best ❤
P.S.
I would stand up to Jamison for you 😘
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Thanks Noodle.. Mean cats really do scare me. Maybe together we could take him! (But I don’t want to get hurt.)
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Yep that is just how our meanolecat dietzman would have said he was sorry also. stella rose
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Cats…. Psh
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Mee-you you need papurrss Noodle?? What kind of papurrss?? Mee can send you gold tisshue papurr if that wood help you with yur passport!!!
if you can not come here maybee mee should come over there with Lexi doggie an wee take Jamieson!!! 😉
What do you fink???
***paw kissess*** Siddhartha Henry thee feerless xxxx
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I thought I needed a birth certificate. I don’t have one of those 😦
Gold tissue might work! I don’t care how we do it as long as you, Lexi, and me get to hang out! If Jamison gets kidnapped in the process, BONUS!
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Do I need papers? Mom made Dad stop getting the paper. But I have lots of papers from when I was adopted and when I was in doggie day care and even playbill paper from when I was in the Wizard of Oz.. Will one of those do? I can lend Noodle one of them too. By the way, where are we going? You don’t live where they eat dogs, do you?
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Yur papurrss frum beein adopted wood werk an thee doggie day care too! Maybe wee coul duse thee playbill fur Noodle….
you can come to Canada…it iss a bit chilley butt it iss quiet here an NO ONE eatss doggiess!!! Good greef that soundss pawfull Lexi….
Mee iss a Buudhist kittyboy an mee NOT eat doggie an LadyMum iss Jewish/Mewish an eatss beef an chick-hen….yur safe here!!! 😉
Yurss with reespect Purrince Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=
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Hmm mee not have a sirtiffikat eedher…what do wee doess???
Mee must fink bout thiss….wee could bribe thee borfer guardss with gold tisshue papurr mee finkss….efurryone LUVSS gold rite Noodle??
An wee must get Lexi…wunder iff mee can bring Purrincess Phoebe??
An how to katnap that pesky Jamieson….*tapss head in thott*
Too bad there iss not a KAT BOOT CAMP> wee could say it iss a SPA an send him there!!!! 😉
Mew mew mew….
**nose bumpss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx
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No using wasting extra words when you use that time for your next nefarious plan.
🙂 Abby the Lab
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Abby, he’s evil enough without having the extra planning time!
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Let the sneak attacks begin; I’m sure Noodle is up for the challenge! 😉
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