I almost completely forgot to tell you about our backyard adventure that happened before the park adventure!
It all started with this:
A gloomy Khia.
To try and cheer her up, Mom and Dad took us outside to play. Dad and Khia played fetch with her most favoritest toy – her rope!
Hmmmm…..a pit bull/bull mastiff that points?!
Holy action shot! P.S. Look at my dad’s arm!!!
Most of you know how I feel about “fetch” – dumbest thing EVER! So I just sat and watched from my “man cave” located under the back deck:
I love squishing my belly and bits in the cold dirt in my “man cave”. It makes me feel…manly.
No one is allowed in my “man cave”. Except Khia:
While we were outside, I paid a visit to Franklin who was eating a homegrown grape tomato:
Silly duck. At least she doesn’t chase me like Crisper and Conrad do. I think they conspire with Jamison.
Ahhh, yes. The perfect lead in for my next subject: Grooming Torture.
So, grooming in itself is bad enough. See pre-grooming, sad, puppy face here:
Add an evil cat and it is worse than ever.
What you are looking at is Jamison swiping under the door trying to grab my leg!!! He was going crazy and Mom actually laughed! Traitor….
While I was getting tortured, Khia was snoozing away. The injustice of it all!