I’ve Been Hacked!

My blog! MY precious blog! That stupid, evil cat got his grimy paws all over it!

I feel so violated…

And the lies he told. I feel woozy….

Some of you were onto him. Others…well, you’re traitors! How could you fall for it?!?!

Let me review some things for you:

Here, he claimed to be cuddling with me. *LIE* He jumped on top of my back to freak me out. Dad and I were all cozy and he jumped on my back and kept staring at me like, “Ha! Make a sudden move. I dare you!”.Every time he does this (yes, it happens often), you can tell he does it ONLY to bother me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here, where he again claimed to be cuddling. *LIE*. This was simply an example of his weird obsession with fuzzy blankets. Said obsession leads to the user of the blanket getting needle-like claws in their super-sensitive skin while he “kneads” the blanket. Purely self-centered behavior.

 

 

 

 

Awww, so cute. He loves Dad. *LIE* This was him attacking Dad’s hand while they were “playing”. Notice his claws digging into Dad’s hand?

 

 

 

 

 

 

All of my hard work – hours typing. Now, it’s tainted. Excuse me while I go barf.