My blog! MY precious blog! That stupid, evil cat got his grimy paws all over it!

I feel so violated…

And the lies he told. I feel woozy….

Some of you were onto him. Others…well, you’re traitors! How could you fall for it?!?!

Let me review some things for you:


Here, he claimed to be cuddling with me. *LIE* He jumped on top of my back to freak me out. Dad and I were all cozy and he jumped on my back and kept staring at me like, “Ha! Make a sudden move. I dare you!”.Every time he does this (yes, it happens often), you can tell he does it ONLY to bother me.








Here, where he again claimed to be cuddling. *LIE*. This was simply an example of his weird obsession with fuzzy blankets. Said obsession leads to the user of the blanket getting needle-like claws in their super-sensitive skin while he “kneads” the blanket. Purely self-centered behavior.






Awww, so cute. He loves Dad. *LIE* This was him attacking Dad’s hand while they were “playing”. Notice his claws digging into Dad’s hand?







All of my hard work – hours typing. Now, it’s tainted. Excuse me while I go barf.

About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

35 responses »

  1. colinandray says:

    You can’t trust ’em buddy. They’re are totally focused on food and will love anybody with lots of it. Take the food away and they’ll ignore you. So shallow!

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  2. Like dog&cat :o) maybe that could be a case for Ernie the Attorney? He is smart and knows all laws :o) And he and his honor Frankie can solve efurry case the fair way . It’s a dachshund and the judge is a dachshund too… just saying :o)

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  3. Genis says:

    Oh come on! Don’t be so hard on the poor cat. He just wants your attention. 😀


  4. Awwww…..don’t be upset…..We love ALL of you equally and it’s also very nice to SHARE! Remember – Santa Paws is watching you all year long and if you’re NICE to your roomies, he will bring you EXTRA presents! Yep! There’s some incentive for you!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  5. Mrs P says:

    OMG I have so much to learn !!!! you mean all this time my big sister ‘Neurotic Cat’ has been laying a Honey Trap??? sucking me into a corrupt world, twisting perceptions and telling …..LIES !!!! What do I do ??? I’m only 4 months old …. do Mrs P & Beloved know my sister is capable of such deception? now look I’m in such a tizz I’ve got to chase my tail in order to settle my frayed nerves, love a very nervous Oscar x

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    • It’s possible your cat sibling is honestly nice. Mine just so happens to be a liar. Mrs. P & Beloved will let you know if she’s trustworthy. Mom and Dad tell me all the time not to trust Jamison. They’re onto him.


      • Mrs P says:

        I need to sit down with Mrs P & Beloved and have a chat regarding Neurotic Cat, you know just to see how the land lies, I’ll be sure to let you know the outcome 🙂

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  6. Frankie and Ernie says:

    Hello Noodle… YES, I would be more than happy to take on your case… It takes a few days fur us to get ready fur court and stuffs…. butt I have the basic info… MAY need fur you to EMAIL me some more of the Pawticulars… frankiefurterprice(at)gmail(dot)com
    Your humble servant.. Ernie the Attorney ..

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  7. Oh dear! Well Samantha, as you know, has much to learn…she’s just a cat. She couldn’t resist a fellow kitty’s charm! But she says she is very sorry and that she is YOUR #1 fan! We love you Noodle! 😀

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  8. colinandray says:

    Just recently got back from a very cold and snowy walk (we are under something called a storm warning according to the radio) …………. and I didn’t see a single cat! Probably ‘cos there’s no food out there for them ……… or they’re wimpy creatures. Probably both! Woof! Ray.

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  9. Sounds like you need to change your password, buddy!

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  10. Oh no, that sneaky little trickster! Don’t worry, we’ll always know whether it’s the real you or not!

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  11. Princess Leah says:

    Oh I’ve heard lots of stories about those Push-T-Cats and their evil ways.
    Stay away from those paw claws I’ve been told!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx
    PeeS, Very nice to meet you Noodles!

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  12. Nylabluesmum says:

    Deer Noodle mee iss sorry that Jamieson told so many liess…mee wass not sure hwhat to fink or what to rite back to him…
    Hee iss berry celver mee will give him that.
    Butt mee beeleevess YOU! Doggiess DO NOT LIE!!!!
    **paw kissess** Siddhartha Henry xxxxxx

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  13. […] Some of you may know that I retained Ernie the Attorney to help me after Jamison hacked my blog (Reference: I’ve Been Hacked!) […]


  14. sometimes you just have to give it up to the cat. 🙂


  15. […] On January 31, 2015, I, Jamison the cat, hacked my brother Noodle’s blog (SEE HERE). He was extremely upset (SEE HERE). […]


  16. […] far as his interaction with the blog, there was the time that he hacked my blog and I caught him. I eventually hired Ernie the Attorney and took him to court where Judge Frankiefarter (aka Judge […]


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