Owwww! I’ve been bit! I’ve been bit!
That stupid cat just grabbed me and he tried to take a chunk. I screamed really loud (i was fighting for my life, people) and Mom and Dad came running. Dad said he thought the noise came from a bird! Very funny, Dad! I jumped into my mom’s arms and was shaking. I ALWAYS go to Mom when I’m hurt. She understands me. Dad laughs. He says I’m dramatic.
Does anyone know how to get rid of a terrorist cat?