Sorry I didn’t get around to blogging last night. Mom tricked me into getting a bath! Thank goodness my hair is super short now so I dry really fast. She made up for it by giving me lots of cuddles. We even fell asleep together on the couch.
Oh! You’ll never guess what happened while we were sleeping. Jamison (the evil cat) jumped on top of both of us – we were snuggled tight – and he started kneading my belly! The nerve of that guy!!! Mom thought it was precious but I know better. He wasn’t being nice. I’m POSITIVE he was trying to pop my insides and off me. He did it for 2 minutes, or so.
I’m getting braver (or at least pretending to be). A couple months ago I would have been freaking out and my eyes would have been bulging out of my head. Not anymore. I can’t show fear. When I show fear, he takes advantage and doubles up on his evilness.
This morning, Mom and I were snuggled up in bed when her alarm went off. We opened our eyes to find Jamison a quarter of an inch from both of our noses. We were practically nose kissing…ALL OF US! I have no idea what his deal is. He better not be trying to schmooze me to get close to my mom. I don’t care if he was here first. She’s mine now.
Well, I’m off to go lay out in the sun for a little bit. Happy Tuesday, friends!