LOOK WHAT MY MOM DID TO ME!!!!

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Maybe you can’t see it in the pictures but I am almost 100% naked!!!! She started giving me a haircut and the clippers broke. So, she went out and got new clippers. APPARENTLY 1/16″ is not the same measurement between Wahl and Oster clippers because I am now NAKED! One buzz in and we both noticed but it was too late. So here I am….winter time….naked. As if all of this wasn’t bad enough she went ahead and stole my mustache and beard!!!

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I don’t know if I’ll ever recover from this…..

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About noodle4president

I was a discarded, lost little stray without a house or a family...until my mom found me. Now, I am the happiest, most loved dog in the whole world!

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  1. Noodle, Mom is bored and has gone back to the beginning of your blogs to read to me. Unfortunately, Mom is a professional groomer in her spare time, and she said even she couldn’t have fixed this. You can’t un-shave hair, BOL! She said to tell your Mom that Andes clippers with Oster blades are the best, and to use a #10 or a #7, depending on your hair. Of course, your Mom has probably already figured this out. The only good thing about our moms grooming us themselves is that we don’t have to go sit in an old cage somewhere every month and have some strange person doing unspeakable things to our beautiful bodies. (Like squeezing my a…l glands.)

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    • Tell your mom I said thank you for the info. Next time we have to buy clippers, we’ll buy Andes clippers. Mom has decided that the shorter fur is better for me with my skin problems. I’m hardly ever itchy anymore. Do you think I was allergic to my own fur?!??! Lexi, I don’t think I have EVER had my a…l gland squeezed!!! That sounds horrific. Mya just told me she’s had it done before and Khia too 😡

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      • Well, I’ve heard of people being allergic to dogs, but not dogs being allergic to dogs. Besides, both poodles and schnauzers are “non-allergenic,” so I don’t think that’s it. Oh, and I take care of my own glands by scooting on the carpet. 😉

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      • Lexi….what if I’m not poodle and schnauzer?!?!?! What if I’m *insert most allergy-inducing dog here*?!?!?! Ohhhh! I’ve seen dogs scoot. Mya does it!!! Hehehehe

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  2. Scooting is fun, it’s kind of like dancing on your behind. You just have to be careful you don’t get rug burn. BOL! You definitely have schnauzer in you – we schnauzers know. I don’t know about the rest. Mom got my dufus brother Riley DNA tested. Turned out he was nothing they thought he was.He IS half bully, which accounts for why he was all gaga over a girl pit until she dumped him the very day they were supposed to dance together in front of a crowd of people at a county fair. I almost felt sorry for the poor mutt. He was depressed for a while after that, but it was several years ago and I think he has forgotten all about her.

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